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“that is flo rida, the multi million selling rapper. i don’t know why he’s here.”

— graham norton, eurovision

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Southeastern Europe did a thing

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cringe culture is dead but polands performance has single handedly revived it

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IM WHEZZING

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Amita Suman as Inej Ghafa in Shadow and Bone season 1 (2021). Costume design by Wendy Partridge

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When someone asks why I’m so invested in the Crows in Shadow and Bone even though they didn’t do anything plot related the entire season:

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i’m just over here like love isn’t a pyramid where romance is at the top and friendship is at the bottom…. it’s a soup…. different ingredients but all delicious and necessary for a truly fulfilling meal… 

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Me: knows Taylor Swift is a global superstar and her music is very popular

Me the second a Taylor swift song comes on in public:

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i hate accidents except when we went

from ⬇️ to ⬇️ to ⬇️

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the plot chickens

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all of my joe jonas jokes are lighthearted and should not be taken seriously because i like him .... when i make jokes about john mayer though ,,,, those should be taken as threats

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NO MOURNERS, NO FUNERALS

Shadow and Bone, 2021

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name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. go ahead, i’ll wait. 

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It's 24th February and I'm reading a book in a garden wearing just a t-shirt and blanket. Please tell me more how climate change doesn't exist

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troy and gabriella: *singing their asses off to a break up song*

gabriella’s mom waiting in the car: 🙄