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cricket finds compliments very alarming
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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website
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we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever
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oh no i just want to play my stupid games no stupid prizes for me thanks
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we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind
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I was telling my dad about how there are always hermits in Arthurian stories, just, you're out on a quest and you need directions or to recover from a wound so you look for the nearest hermit because there's usually one around. My Dad said "Like gas stations" and I have not been the same since
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ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator
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Fuck. Fuuuuck. Kamala Harris paid me to endorse her and I toooootally forgot & spent all the money on various cheeses 🧀 and Smirnoff 💦 do you think she will be mad
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Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die
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