Megan • 26 • ace • lesbian • she/her • PT, DPT, always busy, never gets enough sleep… | AO3: dancer4813 | | Writing Tumblr: dancerwrites || icon art by hani (@suites) and Laurie Raye (@ohmwu), blog header by @biotic-blue | ——————————————-
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Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since
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happiest girl in the whole entire world
thinking about my favourite kind-hearted eldritch horror trapped in the body of my favourite traumatized goth girl
(+ purple variant)
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yall the comedy wildlife photography results are coming out atm and
look
LOOK AT THIS LIL MAN
THANK YOU BRIAN MATTHEWS HOLY SHIT HES GOT SUCH A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
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Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.
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forget blorbo from my shows. look at blorbo from my house

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cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25
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“Smoke & Arrows” - by me.
It is Thursday, my Critters. 💙
And - you’re damn right I gave Percy a Han Solo gun holster for The List so May the 4th be with You, too!
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Behind the scenes footage of Xenk's fighting choreography
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legolas greenleaf 🌿💚 My first drawing for #drawingsfordonations , proceeds donated to @savechildrenaus ’s Ukraine crisis response.
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im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!
an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.
“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids
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