dances-with-hats
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dances-with-hats · 9 months ago
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Sphinx: Answer me this, human: what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
Me: A horny car wash lady?
Sphinx: *checks notes* fine, you can pass, but I'm not happy about it.
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dances-with-hats · 2 years ago
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I’m glaring at the man in the mirror
I’m asking him to change his waist
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dances-with-hats · 4 years ago
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This t-shirt legit just told me to start killing people
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