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omg this my old blog from years ago! Glad this one is still making the rounds.

I hate you guys. You’re not even my real parents.

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Bad TNG AU where everything is the same, except Data is replaced by a Speak-n-Spell taped to a roomba.

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Data: fist me

Geordi: I- what the fuck

Data: [holds out fist for a fist bump]

Geordi: right. that's what you- right okay god jesus fucking chr-

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Star Trek: The Next Generation as Vines… part 3

Computer… bring up all public access Federation records on “Vines”.

69 slips of gold pressed latinum??? (with help from @babe-ylon5)

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Worf: If you want to win tonight, you’re gonna need to harness your repressed rage.

Data: I do not have any.

Worf: Spoken like a person with repressed rage.

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Data: My cat is vibrating and making a buzzing noise.

Data: Is she full of bees?

Crusher: She is purring Data.

Data: oh

Data:....

Data: Do you still want to check for bees or.....

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Star Trek: The Next Generation as Vines… part 2 not just the men but the women and the children too:)))

i did the women of the enterprise an injustice in part 1

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Star Trek: The Next Generation as Vines because i have too much spare time on my hands:)))

part 2

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musical shitpost time

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So we got an Amazon Echo and we changed the wake word to “Computer” and now I feel like I’m on the Enterprise all the time. Additionally, whenever I watch Star Trek, she only responds to “computer” when Data says it and it’s kind of adorable. Not Picard, not La Forge, not Troi, not Dr. Crusher, not Riker. Not anyone but Data. The other night Data asked his Computer what the time was and my Computer told him it was 10:47. Watching Star Trek is even more fun now

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Me at work: wow I can’t wait to go home and take a shower and make some food and wash my clothes and learn advanced biology and apply for NASA and make a breakthrough in modern physics Me: *Gets home and falls asleep on the door handle*

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TBC since tumblr’s posting methods changed

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hanakitty on ig

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taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

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you are my peach, you are my plum