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you bottle Miette??
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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy
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We should stop romanticizing Britain and Japan and start being fucking obsessed with Philadelphia
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i love you fries i love you hash browns i love you roasted potatoes i love you mashed potatoes i love you potato chips i love you potato pancakes i love you potato croquettes i love you hasselback potatoes i love you tater tots i love you potatoes
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"The Yankees yearn for balkanization" this is so incredibly true you have no idea. I would become the Sovereign Socialist Republic of New Jersey's strongest patriot
if the united states really is "just a buncha different countries" then fucking show it and start 50 wars between each other NOW!!!
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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
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wretchedly perish then said cicero wednesday
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my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste
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they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you
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augustus caesar was only 21 at the battle of philippi? he should have been at the clubbb
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happy lesbian visibility week
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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.
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Realistically I could never get rid of tumblr because it gives me the illusion of a community of strange young women all around my same age, all slowly figuring out how to live too
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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.
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