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my father: beans are where it’s at

me, a teenage exocolonist: no father not the beans (sadly he does not believe me)

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throw me to the time loop, ill come back again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again-

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I keep randomly thinking about the fact that out of all characters Flulu and Geranium are your parents.

Y'know. The farmers. The agriculturists. The cultivators. The gardeners.

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i do also quite like tangent

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I am incredibly normal about I was a Teenage Exocolonist, whatever could you mean?

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a little playful hopeye for all your exocolonist needs 💜

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And if I say Mister Witch (right) and Mister Light (left)

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what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

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That weasel does not look like it's feeling lucky anymore, quite the opposite really.

Be Warned: this could cost you your lucky weasel

Lucky weasel: this was not in my contract

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i love how jigsaw just fucking hates depressed people

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So rude that you can’t say “okay, I’m done thinking about that” and then actually stop thinking about it

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breakfast of 2.5 coffees and a loose handful of very sour candy my body is going to invent a fifth humor

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it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)

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if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening