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I'm sorry. David Corenswet brought his dog to set in her own Superman costume?

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every Superman actor should be able to nail the “oh I’m just a goofy, relaxed guy” body language and the sudden on-a-dime shift from “Clark Kent” to “Superman by happenstance in business clothes.”

not a physical transformation per se, not him switching into the Superman suit — just a tilt of the head, a squaring of the shoulders, and a new sharpness to the eyes that wasn’t there before.

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Dick discovers that Damian has tiktok and is immediately horrified by the incomprehensible brain rot that Damian and Jon send eachother.

Dick: Damian, why does Jon send you tiktoks about gambling and alcohol addictions? And why is he calling you a good boy?

The cave goes silent, before Tim starts to roll on the ground laughing in tears

Damian, completely red in the face, embarrassed: Ts pmo idc, I’m kms-ing…

Dick: ???

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Transphobes on Twitter have started the tag #TransMenAreNotWomen.

No, that’s not a typo.

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Clark defending himself Superman again 😂😂

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Attempting to teach your mother that she was in fact groomed is an impossible task

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“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go

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weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.

Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."

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the problem with water is like. it's the cleaning fluid right. that's the obvious part. you stop drinking and you stop peeing and your kidneys are like ough. ough. ough. ough. but you don't die. unless you're not drinking anything At All and not eating watery food either. so all it is is you pee less but you're okay. kind of.

BUT THEN when it gets too hot it starts being the coolant! and suddenly there are so many ways it can get out! you have so many sweat glands and so much skin and they all need to be cooled down before you DIE.

but then. you realize the least obvious one. it's the transmission fluid. it's the fucking transmission fluid. you can't transmit SHIT without your fliud. which is still fucking water somehow.

so now you're LEAKING your transmission fluid out of every goddamn pore and your kidneys are like hey. gimme that cleaning fluid cmon dude. while your pores are like ITS COOLANT. NEED COOLANT. FOR THE FIRE. NEED MORE COOLANT. SO MUCH FIRE. KILL IT. KILL IT MORE. MORE COOLANT. and then. the rest of you. that uses all that fluid to transmit things. it's like hey. hey. hey what the fuck.. i need that. hello? can anyone hear me? hello? it's so dark in here..

and then you drink more water or you die.

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bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

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Saw a post about how halal and kosher meat will likely be the only reliably safe options in the US because their safety and cleanliness standards aren't dictated by what's the barest legal minimum that government food safety regulations demand.

So you're like 5 years away from "ever notice how the musulmans and jews never get sick from bad meat? clearly this is proof that they are poisoning us" right now.

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DAVID CORENSWET Photographed by Amber Asaly for EW

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DAVID CORENSWET & RACHEL BROSNAHAN FOR ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY

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Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.

The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.

A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like

And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like

The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just

The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.

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