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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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It is pretty funny how Spamton is a washed-out has-been stuck in the late 90’s but in Tenna’s eyes he is the very symbol of technological advancement and modernity because he’s a washed-out has-been stuck in the 70’s.

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white emojis aren't allowed in this server this is your only warning

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Corner

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What Kris and Susie are doing for their school project

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Eric Ravilious

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did you know that you can go have the diner date with Susie after you've already had Noelle open the gate to her house to you and she'll have dialogue about it

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this guy

reblog if you agree

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the thrift store knows when you are not approaching it with the right spirit and will close you off from the cosmos

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ASCENDING IN REAL TIME

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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

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father's day presents

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you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor