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“not enough breakfast sausage” ;(

Stuffing: 2 loaf bread, 2 sleeve Ritz, 2 sticks of butter, 6 onions, much celery, all of the carrots, not enough breakfast sausage

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Yeah yeah just don’t forget the cranberry sauce

There is a sweet old lady who came in today and she was worried she would definitely have to get ALL of her medications if she signed her name (she was strapped for cash because thanksgiving) and I was dumbfounded and said

 “No, I would NEVER make you get things you couldn’t afford, you don’t have to get any of this if you don’t need it right now” and she just laughed and beamed up at me and she said “how could I ever not trust you, even for a second, you’re so sweet” 

and then we had some banter and she wished me and my family a happy thanksgiving

I almost cried because for a second I was like “I don’t have one” 

but I do.  My friends are my family and that is so cliche and dumb but it is real and true and also beautfiul

and now I am crying

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I love John Mulaney

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I’m last on the list?! Check your email -- I sent you a politely worded breakup request. All you have to do is print it, sign, and fax it back to me.

ok well life has been pretty fantastic these past few months. party every weekend. friendsgiving this thursday (hmu if u want in and we havent explicitly invited you yet) and the used annoucned a tour and atal came back after 5 years and i can see them live and i have best friends again and my boyfriend is great and  aaahhhh everything is soooo goooodddd

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This weekend was so good. This week was so good. Papadosio put on the best show I have ever seen. It was so beautiful and overwhelming that I cried in the car thinking about it. There are actually no words good enough to describe it.

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you’re just jealous of my real waifu

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Omg babe this is like kacieattemptsfirststaircaseforthe8thtime.gif

This, dear children, is how you do a Leap of Faith.

And this is how you don’t.

[daneofshaley]

Find someone who admires you for something less obvious.

(via athousandmomentsmore)

@ripekiwifruit I admire you for how your left cheek looks with harsh overhead lighting.

[daneofshaley]

This person is like halfway to being a Danganronpa character.

Meet The First Plus-Size Designer To Win Project Runway

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GIFS VIA.

[daneofshaley]

me to my significant other: you should watch this show

s/o: yeah maybe

me: let me rephrase that, if you value this relationship-

[daneofshaley]

We all need to sit around and play this game soon.

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i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

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omg look at its little arms

please stop skinkshaming they are just lizards trying their best

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if i may, you need to stop dating boys and start dating men, m’ lady *itches trilby*

Idk what my ex thought telling me he still loved me and how he thought we would get together after the breakup would accomplish? Like, congrats, I guess, for still managing to have feelings despite not talking for months but UH YOU BROKE UP WITH ME ON MOTHER’S DAY OVER THE PHONE and I TOLD YOU VERBATIM THAT I DONT DO BREAKS

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u stare cuz u mirin

I hate me too

*is extremely nice to everyone* *people don’t like me*

[daneofshaley]

i think i’m going to ask this person out