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New Yorker heart beat: bada bing bada boom
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Someone ahead of me on the escalator farted and I had no choice but to let my body be dragged through the entirety of the fart. fuck this
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take me back to 2009 so i can experience hearing tik tok for the first time again
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Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
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do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u
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Struggling to understand whistles. 🔊
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do you ever look at Successful™ people your age and feel like you’re just floating your way thru life like a very bewildered and directionless bumblebee
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If you’ve ever wondered how lakes are stocked with fish, here it is! Thousands of native fish are being dropped from an airplane. Video is from the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources.
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Just gonna throw this out there @trombonin @marchingmywaydowntown
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Animal Crossing coming to iPhone and Android phones in 2016
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youre the kind of person people write songs about
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