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Would anyone like to join me in my New Year's tradition of reading about good things that happened this year?

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an extremely rare post to say that GOD ncuti gatwa absolutely shines in doctor who

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celebrating christmas as god intended (I'll convince you to meet me in the parking lot of a haunted house on Christmas Eve and steal your car keys to make you follow me inside where the ghosts of Lily Tomlin and Edward Asner will think we're lovers and, after psychoanalyzing us, will make us hallucinate a double murder-suicide)

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“We lost nine minutes”

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@/girlglimmer (x) // @/christmas-winter (x) // fireflies - suzanne siegel // “orange and blue” - sarah jarosz // beautiful night - momcilo simic // christmas eve - julia andreevna petrova // @/hunting-brother (x) // @/bluecapsicum (x) // suzanne siegel

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i have a few new years resolutions but a big one i'm going to try — and i encourage everyone to do as well — is to try to eliminate self-deprecating language (including jokes!) from my vocabulary.

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Since 2024 is right in front of us and 2023 was a REALLY hard year, let’s all say something positive that happened. Maybe it’s a game you played. A song you liked. Something you accomplished. Whatever it is, mine is that I will be on the other side of struggling this year and it’s gonna be hard at first but I will be able to be a more present mother and all around a better person. What’s yours?

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welcome to 2024!

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The world didn't end.

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me: The X-Files literally changed the landscape of television, it was so far ahead of its time and nearly everything you see today was influenced by it somehow

also me: fucking alien ass nonsensical garbage show

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kim wexler funniest character ever actually. she’s told by the district attorney’s office that her own husband jimmy is balls deep in the cartel and may be prosecuted for it and after a few moments of silence she finally responds but says only ‘actually he works under the name saul now.’ howard is the target of jimmy’s very public and humiliating god-complex breakdown moment so naturally he goes to kim to try and let her know and she’s like ‘ok thanks for telling me bye’ then turns around and says ‘hey jimmy wouldnt it be funny if we made this guy suicidal lol but also like i’m not kidding let’s do it.’ lalo salamanca, infamous cartel don and murderer etc, threatens jimmy and kim stands there barefoot and tells him to get his shit together. she has color coordinated sticky notes on her wall to determine how best to ruin an innocent man’s career for fun (and in her mind ‘justice’ but let’s be real here). and everyone still thinks she’s this perfectly normal rational woman because her ponytail is just so perfectly coiffed but instead she’s the embodiment of ‘don’t you just wanna go apeshit’ at every single moment she’s the angel and the devil on jimmy’s shoulder she’s deadpan she’s sincere she’s righteous she’s fucked in the head she is everything to me

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The Giggle (2023) + text posts

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a compilation of bob impatiently waiting to read his lines during the “blood money” table read

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a They Deserve Each Other shipping scale where on one end of the axis you have the “no one else is good enough for them” ships, and on the other end you have the ships that need to be together monogamously forever as a quarantine measure. whatever the fuck is wrong with both of them must be contained for the greater good.