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ChimBot: Dan and Phil got married in Japan.

Jack: O.O Ummmmmmm

Phans: EVEN THE MONKEY KNOWS!

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Low-key hates everyone: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, VIRGO, LIBRA

High-key hates everyone: Aries, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces

Couldn’t give a damn: Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius

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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

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I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

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Omg this is me everyday

wait

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they’re linking arms, how after 7 years have I not noticed this?

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REBLOG IF YOU CARE FOR US!

So I’ve noticed that boys in the phandom don’t get enough recognition and everything is just phangirls! It makes us feel like we aren’t supposed to be here! Reblog an help us!

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So excited for this week I will be able to see my boyfriend every day and see all my marching nerds yayyyy!

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SORRY

Sorry I was was gone for so long, I went into a dark hole but was then saved by TABINOF and Pentitonix new album! I am hopefully back for awhile Msg me with any questions.

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Happy bisexual day! I have been openly bi for a year now and am proud. #bivisibilityday

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Sleep is for the weak. I have been been listening to pentatonix all day. AVI IS BAE HOLY SHIT HE IS BASS AND HE CAN HIT F#1 JESUS

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School has been O.K for now. How has school been for you? Lunch was confusing AF also I have been tracking my steps 2400!!! Jeeez See yah 😜

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I got glasses! Haha 👓

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I’m going to try something

Every person to reblog this post by October 30th 2015 will get a Squid kid like this:

based off your blog~

make sure to keep your submit box open , I’ll make every single one!

IF YOUR SUBMIT BOX ISN’T OPEN I’M NOT MAKING YOU ONE

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awww this is so cute

Precious flower crown child