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Just interrupting your scheduled social media scrolling to bring you this public service announcement. 📢 I love this woman so much. ❤️ 📢@keatonholly Thank you, you may now return to your scheduled scrolling. https://www.instagram.com/p/CqTum1kOBpX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Ember wanted queso so we ended up having a little Mexican food / Jeep ride daddy daughter date. ❤️ (at Seneca, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqMWniNOW2-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Ember and her friend Mac were invited to Southern Wesleyan University to present their science fair project. Well they ended up winning 1st place for all elementary schools in Oconee County in the energy division. Super proud of them! I guess the nerd apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree. 🤓🍎 (at Southern Wesleyan University) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp6H-A6Ooho/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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A little night out with the family tonight. ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CpjOx1dOEkJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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A @jeep date with Asher was just what I needed. ❤️ (at Seneca, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpdyxMuO3HI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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We had a rough January so we were not able to celebrate the kid’s Birthdays like we wanted but we tried to make up for it today with a big Birthday Party for all of them! Thanks to everyone that came out and celebrated with us ninja warrior style today. 🥳 🎂 🥷 We love you guys! https://www.instagram.com/p/CpJRJ7OOO_z/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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They say not to tattoo names on you but I couldn’t help getting some holly for my @keatonholly. ❤️ I love you more every day even after 15 years. You’re the best. 😘 Also got the kids birthdays inked too. ☺️ Thanks to Todd @toddstudio22tattoo for the always exceptional work. https://www.instagram.com/p/CpGxDw8Oibk/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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He does indeed steal hearts & most definitely blasts farts. Happy Valentine’s Day from Ezra. ❤️ (at Seneca, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoqgN2ouUJI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Had to take my mom to the doctor last week and took her to an early dinner afterwards. The hostess said it was early so all their servers were not there yet but we could sit and eat at the bar. We sat down and my mom said, “Lord Jesus Daniel, we can’t sit here, what if the preacher comes in…. Well, I guess he shouldn’t be in here either so I guess I’m ok.” 🤣🤣🤣 One of the many reasons I love her. Happy Birthday mom! You’re the best mom “nanny” and friend anyone could ever hope for. We are so blessed that we get to call you ours. I promise not to make you sit at a bar ever again. ❤️ (at Greenville, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoXzU7aOCw7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Welcome to the family Smokey. 🐇 We’re crazy but we love each other. ❤️ (at Seneca, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoQDbuBO3Gk/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Got to brag on Ember for a minute. She has been taking Ninja Warrior classes and gymnastics for a while but she decided to be brave and enter her first competition. She placed 2nd in her age group. 👏🏻🥈👏🏻 I’m super proud of her. I included a snippet of her run. The best part is Ezra telling her she did so good at the end. ❤️ #ProudDad https://www.instagram.com/p/CoBD9R-ufuh/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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As we wrap up Birthday week at the Keaton house, We can’t leave out our main man Ezra. Ezra is the definition of happiness. He is the ultimate hype man. Having a down day, go see Ezra. He will tell you how strong you are, how beautiful you are, how much he loves you, how you’re the best. He is joy. He wakes up happy and goes to bed happy. He’s impossible not to love and is exactly who we needed to make our family complete. So thankful and grateful to God that I get to be your dad. I always look forward every night to you saying, “Oh you want some, and then trying to beat me up.” Happy Birthday Ezra! Hope you have the best day ever. We’re better because of you! (at Seneca, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnzoOzOu180/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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The man, the myth, the legend turns 80 today! Thankful for all the leadership and values he instilled in me. He always has a joke and a kind word. Gives great advice. Loves his family and others like Jesus would. He is the best papa to my kids you could ever ask for. (He is one of those don’t tell your dad I gave you 3 ice cream sandwich kind of papas. 🤣) Happy Birthday Dad! You have influenced and shepherded many people over the years and I am certainly one of those people. Love You and so thankful for you! (at Seneca, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnx2ErWOUW9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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My little dude is about to be 5 is a couple days. That doesn’t seem possible. 🤯 (at Seneca, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnphj7DONWR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Ezra spent the night with my parents last night. He called me from there and this was the conversation: Ezra: Daddy, come pick me up. Me: I’ll be there in an hour or so. Ezra: OK, pick me up in the Jeep. Me: No Buddy, it’s too cold for the Jeep. Ezra: I not a chicken butt, are you a chicken butt? (He learned that language from his mom 😉) Ezra: I dare you. And today was the day he learned not to dare his dad. Ember is just as crazy as I am so she road with me. Hoping Ezra thaws out before bed. 🤣 (at Seneca, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CndMNv6OeHj/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Better get used to it buddy. You have a whole life of waiting on girls while they shop in front of you. 🤷♂️ https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm4meisOses/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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My oldest Ember got me the coolest Christmas present. She bought me a Lego fender guitar 🎸 and amp and spent a lot of time putting it together for me for my office/music room. I love it and it will now live on my desk. ❤️ Also, if you have a beard, might as well decorate it for Christmas. 🎅🏻 (at Seneca, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmm4p3lOf1f/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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