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College band class pranks director with Mii Channel theme
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Every 1000 years the Gods are reincarnated as humans. Write about the God of Chaos and the God of Peace being born twins.
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Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air
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stop shaming people who drink milk you bullies
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i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”
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what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this
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Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x
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