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not me sneaking a sip of potion from master's cauldron when he shuffles out to gather herbs
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nothing is worse than software that tells people when I’m online or when I read their message or when I’m typing something. I always want to be as unknowable in my silence as god
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you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.
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a little mock postage stamp i did a while ago. free to download (X) and print as stickers, posters or whatever you like.
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did anybody else grow up bein that one friend who was in the group but not really IN the group??? like your friends would go places and throw parties and not invite u n stuff????? idk that really fucked up my self esteem hbu
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Free Palestine protesters shut down the Golden Gate Bridge and 880 freeway in Oakland. This is huge🫡
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i love rechecking my friends’ pronouns five times just in case i accidentally called them deadname mcslurrington
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"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less
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No you'te not "acoustic"
You're not "delulu coded"
You're not "letting the intrusive thoughts win
You are being SILLY ONLINE
KILL THE TIKTOK COMMENT SECTION IN YOUR BRAIN
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I LOVE it when characters are awful actually! I LOVE it when characters cause conflict! I LOVE it when characters are horrible to everyone INCLUDING THEMSELVES!!! I LOVE it when a character turns themself into a bomb, slowly ticking down before taking everything with them! I LOVE it when characters hurt people and then when confronted by this DOUBLE DOWN ON THEIR BEHAVIOR!!!!
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when a new media comes out and i have to navigate tumblrs shit ui to add the tag to my blacklist
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if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take
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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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