you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.
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disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties
universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies
six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here’s a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light
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Syrup is sticky to the touch but smooth in the mouth. Peanut butter is smooth to the touch but sticky in the mouth
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Humans evolved to survive in the wild so well, that most of us could no longer survive in the wild.
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If only the world would start asking How’s Waldo, maybe he would stop hiding from us.
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