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today’s weather is shit, rained out of nowhere and now I have a massive headache aaaaaaa somebody cuddle me and make it go away plz

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I’m gonna miss these two’s bts shenanigans so much

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David Bowie and Catherine Deneuve on the set of The Hunger (1983). Photo by Stephen Goldblatt, 1982 | ascmag.com

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The Count is readying the castle for his esteemed guest! There's much to be done.

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Hi! I have a MS prompt if you still take them? Restaurant or bar owner Lilith and health inspector Zelda. Lilith is nervous about inspection then obvious gay panic when she sees Zelda. Zelda is bored and in a bad mood but then discreet gay panic when she sees Lilith. Awkward atrocious flirting but they get it by the end. Extra points if Lilith teasingly points out Zelda broke or is about to break health codes by initiating any type of sexy time actions.

Here you go anon, hope you enjoy!

Also thank you @wherethewhiled for giving me that tip about what cigarette (pro/against menthol) Zelda might like! I used it as a tiny lil plot device (if there's any plot at all in this oneshot lol) and I feel that I'm one step closer to be sitting with the cool kids now.

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period dramas? yeah im in them monthly

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ships that may not be the traditional “endgame” but are woven into the fabric of the canon and tied by the red string of fate >

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holy shit i did not expect ppl to read this. subscription AND bookmark??? 😭😭😭 thank you readers, whoever you are

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Star Trek Discovery + @shirtsthatgohard

(screencaps from Trekcore)

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the caos brainrot is a curse.

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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More random tropes that I fucking love: Becoming the mask you wore.

Like oh shit, this character who was sent to spy somewhere under a false identity suddenly realises they've started to genuinely become the person they claimed to be? Someone who's been telling the same lies about who they are for so long that they're actually forgetting that the story isn't true? Finding themselves genuinely doing the things they pretend to do in front of people, when they're alone and nobody's watching? Answering to a name that wasn't supposed to be theirs without thinking?

Ooohh-hoh-hoh, you lost track of yourself in pretending to be someone else? You were only supposed to impersonate somebody, a plausible background and a name you came up with on the spot, and now that the people you were supposed to infiltrate have become your true companions? You lost yourself in the game you played, and no you no longer know who you truly are, and where your true loyalties lie? And both sides would mark you a traitor if you came out with the truth. On a scale of one to ten, how bad did you fuck up.

Fuck that is a good trope. Never seen it done badly. Pour that shit on a table and I'll chop it into lines and snort it.

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Rated E, 1.5k words Summary: Adjacent to the scene where Helen drops by early morning, and soon, Wendy is left alone with her.

*** “The question is never about what you can give me,” Helen muses, ignoring Wendy but not quite ignoring her when she reaches low, until Wendy can feel her fingers work on the button of her pants, “it’s about what you want.” Wendy’s breath hitches when cold hand glides into her underwear, and Helen just nestles there, a smirk warming her face like her hand warming in between her thighs. Fucking bitch.

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Hélène Cixous, Love of the Wolf

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Just learned in a group thing that, said girl whom I had a situation?ship with, actually got a new boyfriend lol. Good thing I already said no when she asked me for another favor today.

Whenever stuff like this happens I have an annoying voice in my head that marvels with a terrible British accent, 'will you look at that, another thing to write in your silly little fanfiction!'

Which is not untrue but, c'mon. Give me a break.

I'm at my school's library for a deadline today, but now I'm trying not to cry, and it's getting difficult to finish my task. This girl who I had a history with just walked into the area where I'm sitting. Seeing her so unexpectedly made me sad and angry, not to mention that we both pretended we hadn't seen each other. Lol that's why moments later she left the reading area on my floor.

Why I'm angry is that, 2 days ago she asked me to run an errand for her because she was very sick and homebound. So I helped her (printing out stuff and giving the documents to her professor) because I know my way around our department—and because the situation must've been pretty bad for her to come ask me, of all people. Seeing her just then here alive and healthy makes me feel like a clown. It's hardly the first time I do things for her and feel cheap afterward. At first we kept each other in our own social circles out of spite, so we can pretend everything was fine + prove we're more ok than the other person. Now, I honestly don't know if we're still playing that game. Even if we are, there's never a good time/reason to bring it up. We don't talk unless there's a favor to ask. We haven't had a real conversation in years.