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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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me

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one au was not enough so i decided to do a phil one as well! here is a tattoo artist!phil (dan version)  [x x x x x x x]

please do not repost or remove the caption, thank you!

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danny boii

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dan, moments before attempting to spit on phil’s face (x)

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this is why they can’t get a dog

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my first graphic! i did it with a shit app on my phone so hopefully i can make a better one lol

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when something stressful comes up

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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I didnt kno they had these

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PHIL IS WEARING A PUG BUTTON DOWN I REPEAT PHIL IS WEARING A PUG BUTTON DOWN

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I wish I lived in the city like when ur pissed and you wanna storm off for a while you can go anywhere, to a cafe or a museum or a fucking park like where the hell am I gonna storm off to here in suburbia fucking walgreens?????

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i am now officially a colin blog

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interviewer: so do you guys spend a lotta time together

dan: actually we live together now, we used to live 300 miles apart but then we got an email from the bbc offering us an international radio show so we both moved to london

me: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ