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Try to have some respect the queen just DIED. It's not like she was evil or anything

And why should I do that for the head of a family that oversaw the British Empire's legendarily brutal concentration camps in colonialist Kenya during the 1952-1960 Mau Mau rebellion, has personally and repeatedly shielded credibly accused rapist Prince Andrew and tried to get the scandal to go away, personally paid Andrew's financial settlement while the family treated Meghan Markle terribly and gave her none of the same protection, exerted a huge amount of control over UK public finances without any transparency or disclosure (while also receiving huge amounts of that money), got to personally edit laws according to her likes and dislikes, enjoyed sweeping legal immunities that are described as a "threat to UK democracy," is the most visible figurehead of British colonialism even as her descendants put on a horribly tone-deaf Caribbean tour (twice in one year!) that was basically about unreconstructed imperial imagery of the kind that is poisoning Britain, while the entire country buys into the fantasy that she is an impartial, uninvolved, kindly and benevolent grandmotherly figure....?

Nah.

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THE QUEEN DIED!!!! SHOUTOUT 2 JAMAICA 🇯🇲 SHOUTOUT INDIA 🇮🇳 SHOUTOUT NIGERIA 🇳🇬 SHOUTOUT NEW ZEALAND 🇳🇿 SHOUTOUT THE BAHAMAS 🇧🇸 SHOUTOUT GRENADA 🇬🇩 SHOUTOUT PAPUA NEW GUINEA 🇵🇬 SHOUTOUT TUVALU 🇹🇻 SHOUTOUT PAKISTAN 🇵🇰 SHOUTOUT GHANA 🇬🇭 SHOUTOUT UGANDA 🇺🇬 SHOUTOUT KENYA 🇰🇪 SHOUTOUT BARBADOS 🇧🇧 SHOUTOUT IRELAND 🇮🇪 AND SHOUTOUT 2 ANY I MISSED I LOVE YALL THIS ONE GOES OUT 2 YOU!!!!!!!! 🥂🍻🍺🥂🍻🍺

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i cant wait for the internet to go crazy w this when the queen dies

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when the queen dies i cant wait for that one megamind meme to be all over my dash. itll be that castiel apocalypse or whatever thing all over again. excited. manifesting

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do hope when the queen goes she wakes up in the afterlife to see two headlights and diana revving a white fiat

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Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

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big ben just fucking explodes

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This makes me writhe.

Idk I just think that sometimes no matter how good your intentions are you need to accept the fact that you’ve done something wrong and own up to it. Good intent doesn’t prevent you from doing harm

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Happy April’s Fools Day everyone! I really don’t have much time to prepare special fanart like this anymore but I figured I could do something quick! (this was done lat night)

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YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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*slams reblog*

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this guy is genuinely excited and happy and nobody can take that away from him but there are a few indelibly hilarious things about this video that i will not spoil

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Cicero deserved better(via)

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this mf starting to make cents

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kids these days simply dont dabble in dark magics like they used to