i think when new motogp fans inevitably show up with liberty media, we should straight up make up bullshit. yes there was a gay wedding between riders and they are divorced now. yes jorge lorenzo is the sugar daddy of the whole grid. dani pedrosa is actually the goat (this is true tho). one of the riders is a drag queen in their free time.
i hope we get a dts quality series where they try to paint... like fanio as the villain..
can you imagine?
pecco or jorge wins. the camera pans to fabio on the scooter. later we get *sad sicilian french baguette noises*
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