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Moho educated me on yaht rock. One example he came up and said "This is yaht rock because its rock and the singers are eurasian."

Spilled 1/3 a glass of milk at the heat..... AS A CUSTOMER

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Went over Jackie's house. She loved next to the dentist which i dont think is where she actually lives irl? Anyways, it was a fun hang with a few of us. She had a 6 year old brother and he had a device that he could touch his head to and then it would be protected and he smashed his head a lot. Eventually a ton of my family just randomly showed up cuz they happened to walk by and we were all chilling outside. Jackie got stressed and went inside to hide and I went in to apologize and she was ok. She had gotten a gift of peanuts that she didnt want and told me to take it from the fridge and I could have it which was nice.

I was talking about deja vu from being in a snow bank and a family friend instantly said "Oh that mist br Kyle that threw you in" .

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Another back on high school as a 27 year old and they'll rake away my masters degree if i fail. THE IMPORTANT PART THO is i had a yeti travel mug that was covered in yellow rubber ducks WHICH I LOST!!!!! Austin, Ryan, Neil, and I also set up a table in the middle of the hallway to eat steak for lunch. And also again I had skipped English class all year and was hoping they wouldn't notice. I also kept thinking that since I'm an adult I could just excuse myself from school and there wasn't anything keeping me there.

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I joined a fighting club or something that was full of dragon which were all human form.

They also all had penises irregardless of gender. This is not a relevant fact but i didn't know where else to put it.

Each dragon also had a partner that was kind of like a smaller dragon. Lesser? Not actually a dragon but also still human form.

I ended up being good at fighting like. Once or twice which made them like me. One time i got power temporarily and fought another geoup of rival dragons.

There was also like... a government dragon, which they created to rival us. So she was an artifical dragon. She was never as strong as us. I believe during this time i was also just a regular human. As in not able to compete with dragons at fighting. There were a few skirmishes between us and her backed by the scary government. She ended up falling in love with me for some reason and the government had her pretend to betray them/join us. She got a lot more powerful and sabotaged us and turned full dragon and just started wrecking shit. Like fucking up the whole town. She like tore my arm of or something. Gravely injured me. She was trying to be nice cuz she loved me and told me to leave. I basically crawled around on the ground, trying to stop her futily, until i moved into another dream.

Where i went to a beach boardwalk on a pink kid bike. Made a friend with this family cuz this little girl thought my bike was very awesome.

Later dream i was trolling with richard and amber. My lures were doing weird things like a floating lure going all the way to the bottom. Also richard kept driivng really fast which kept fucking shit up? Once we slowed down to actual trolling speed richard i saw a bunch of fuck huge water snakes. Pretty sure i was about to reel one in when the dream ended. They were like. Thick as a log or bigger.

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Pakin was a villainous dinosaur scientist with magic and was launching large, static, spectral, dinosaur images as his infinite special attacks. Gub challenged him to a dumpling eating contest ceushes him. Pakin could not handle the spicy garlic sauce as long as gub could. Dip dip crunch.

Tor had an art exhibit. We both drove rectangle shaped cars (just two seats next to eachother, no back, no hood either) Tor's was a convertable mine had a fake plastic steering wheel thatbdidnt turn and it moved by me leaning to one side or the other and forward and back. I got out and was in my underwear at the art exhibit which was in the nh driveway and i was annoyed my clothes were gone but that was the extent of it. Not like a "pop quiz but im naked nightmare" or whatever.

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I wore high heel pumps and kept falling over but it didnt hurt or wreck the shoes so i just kept getting back up. Also i kept doing like. A the limbo pose to be shorter temporarily.

There was like. A tf2 olympics i played in irl. Everyone on our team dc-d other than holly and me i ended up 40-30 and holly was 20-20 i think. I kept absorbing the pumping heavy somehow and i would get this charge punch that had crazy knockback in each fist. I also had to wait for heavy to make a smootie at one point.

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Another school degree bullshit dream. The notable part being that Matt Mc used chat gpt to do his spanish hw and convinced me to do the same.

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Played smash bros with the boys. Weird characters. Snubble and Numbah 1 were characters. 1 had a mohawk on every skin so only the og was bald. Snubble was sort of like jiggylpuff but sing was down b, bite was b, and quick attack (like pikachu) was up b. Bite applied "" laceration "" which apparently made Snubble broken. Also it was basically warios bite. And a big factor was Snubbles sing was really easy to land.

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I saw Doris at the supermarket but she was incognito so when people asked me I said I saw Ethel. John was changing these weird 4 leafed lights at the top of the lazy suzan cabinet. Paul had Richard and Me split a scratch ticket. We won. We got 2 100s and 2 350s. The backs of the cards had snow golems on then. Martha heard about one of her friends dying and apparently placed Ethel at the scene of the crime cuz I said I saw her at the supermarket on the previous Tuesday. I come clean and say I saw Doris but lied because she was incognito. Martha was very offended. Richard and Paul were both changing in his room and I went in in the middle of it to ask for advice. Richard asked me to look for some weird battery.

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Cookie had apparently died. Prior to that tho he told us that be cast a spell on his house to make anyone who thought about visiting forget that thought. There was a lot of magic going on there as it turns out. His mom and Charlie were rebuilding the house with it? I ended up taking a canoe through the cramped hoarder office version of the few wild. There were a lot of pulleys.

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I put toast down in 5 toasters and started drink 5 diet cokes at once for the cracking sound and my cousin got mad at me. I tried to explain that it's noise to prevent spying but she still got really angry. Katherine then started doing stuff to spite me.

Emptied legs of beer and kept finding one or two worms at the bottom along with other trash. Was not alarmed in any way so much as interested.

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I generated so much ai art that I got transported to a world where everything and everyone was ai generated

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I was babysitting my younger cousins, Pam's kids, + some random child who isn't a cousin irl. Josh came over and stared stripping a trailer i was living in for scrap to sell. I helped him move some stuff. The gay dads from Modern Family came over and wanted to take their kid home and it was like 3 am so they had to wake him up. I tried to convince them that i was cool cuz i'm bi but they didn't really care.

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I ended up at mohos house. I was feeling down and just popped in. Mostly was talking with his mom. Was really nice actually, if a bit awkward. I chatted with his sister and mom. His sister had gotten married, new last name was like, DeMonto or something. An awkward moment where I clarified that she had gotten married. Pretty realistic chatting for a dream. I told a story or two about moho. Eventually conversation just kind of died off and I just chilled. Jody at one point asks me if I'm just gonna sit there; or something to that effect. I say well maybe. Kind of just. Idk. Chilling. Existing. Then a bunch of their friends showed up and sat down at the table to eat food, and a few went to the tv to play smash. I walked over to the kitchen to grab a water cuz I figured it would make Jody happy. Their Dad comes thru and gives me a weird fist bump thing. Like a secret handshake but all fist. Also definitely not their dad but I thought it was in the dream. They kept all of their glasses in the cabinet prefilled with water and ice, which was weird. I walked past the table and Terf Alex was there and froze while eating as we made eye contact. She said something like "Let me eat first" and then I just walked away. I pulled out my gameboy advance and wasplayomg on their couch. Judy started playing custom Kaizo mario levels on the tv. My music kept going on for some reason. I think someone asked what I was playing and I responded "pokemon Scarlet" on the gameboy I guess. Everyone kind of disappears after a bit long of mulling around and I'm about to leave. One guy is asking me where the bathroom is. I point him behind the stairs where theres two actually. I get kind of lost in their house for a moment before making it back to the living room to say goodbye. The furniture has been like pushed aside. And noone is out there so I just kind of stand there confused. Apparently there are a few bathrooms attached to that room and everyone had gone into them. I see Alex and who I'm guessing was her boyfriend come out of one, naked. I dont really know what to do so I just stand there. Then everyone does the same. And I surrounded by naked people. The boyfriend asks me if I'm staying and I say no I was just gonna chill for a hit longer then head out. I turn around to the kitchen not really caring that Alex didnt get a chance to yell at me or whatever. Or that everyone took a shower in their like 10 bathrooms. And theres a bunch of naked people behind me too. I start walking past then when one girl says

"It's an orgy."

And I feel real embarrassed. I start walking out and a shitload of people are pouring in. I walk past a bunch of people I know and just dont make eye contact. Thinking about how this'll be a funny story I leave. I get stopped by a bouncer because apparently I need to sign out. The front of their house has turned into a makeshift entryway.

I'm getting tired again so I'm gonna wrap this up. I just talked to them for a bit. The end.

Ok later the only part of the dream I remember is my dad talking about how he was getting into 8chan.

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I was hunting Eddy and Ed they an apartment building with a rifle cuz they killed Double D.

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Fucking gargoyle house and living trees and witches and mateo was there with TWO n64s. I lent him a ds cartridge of some mario game. It was magnetic for some reason. Doug was in a wheelchair. This was all in this huge ass stone tower in the city. The city was dangerous but I walked there anyways I needed to get to the tower. Climb up and theres a pile of rocks just outside that was like a save point or a teleport point I couldnt figure out. Entryway was this small ass bridge, like 1×8. And if you stepped on it it dropped down. Not like, fall, but like would lower itself fast. Then come back up if you got off. But shit down there was dark, maybe bottomless. I somehow reincarnated into a witch maybe. Maybe I was thinking about it. But they were treating me like one of them? Idk. Anyways later on the bridge had lava like 10 feet below it and a witch who was showing me around accidentally dropped to low and dipped her foot in it crossing the bridge but was totally fine. I was scared but they were convinced I would be fine. I also had the TOTK rewind and a thing that made me glow. They kept asking about the environmental effects but I didnt know. Also this tower was really far away from my house and I used invisibility to walk to it. Also TOTK on the N64, Hateno Fort had a back entrance with a spring to shoot you above a wooden spike fence. And there was a canyon nearby with a shitload of enemies. It was cool.

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Back in school, had my bachelors but was going for a second one. Lots of people I recognized from high school. There was a 3d budokai esc fighting game with spiderman and wolverine I played with people and kept thrashing them.

There was a game irl thing where I was a guy walking on these charged colored pads. Was had to lose and more of a spectacle thing. I would just zap thru them or lightning jump to another. There were 2 other characters and we would talk when our paths crossed.