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I am not Latino but can I get a cute spanish nickname too?

gringo

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i recently found out the funniest thing about big horses recently which is that for centuries humans have sworn that the feathering on big horse’s legs has been bred in there for a reason, and the reason given is usually something to do with how it helps keep the joints warm and safe when the big horse is doing hauling work in fields.

the thing is: it doesn’t appreciably do that, because the feathers wick up water and mud, which cancels out any insulation advantage they might hypothetically confer, and also it wasn’t even put there on purpose.

the Leg Get More Hair gene is just linked to the Bones Get More Big gene. when you breed any lineage of horses to have bigger bones–not just taller, but chunkier–the leg hair just happens anyway. so every single breed of draft horse has feathered legs, and even carriage horses like friesians get feathers once they hit a certain threshold of lorge.

when you supersize your horse, mother nature throws in a free pair of booties. how cool is that?

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A tribute to the yummiest controllers of all time.

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i’ve never played dark souls so i don’t know exactly what this comic is riffing on but i still think of “Better take a sippy quickly” at least once a week and have for the past like five years

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Here he comes!

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I was today years old when I found out that one crossroads meme is a Yugioh card

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what happene to all the weeb girls lusting after yaoi

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love him

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given the recent national controversy regarding the graphic novels “maus” by art spiegelman i can imagine many people would like to read them. for the time being they can be found on this google drive for free.

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Hes so right though. truly a king

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what if i casted spell of exploding you. would you be mad