A werewolf sucked my dick behind a 7-11 two years ago. He still texts me but I'm too afraid of commitment.
my wife says you sound like those people who got a puppy during Covid and weren't ready for the full commitment.
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Self care is watching this with sound
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On his deathbed, an old Jew says to his wife…..
“Oh, Sarah, when the shop burned down you were right beside me.”
The wife nodded dutifully, “I was, Moshe”
He labored a bit and then said, “When the Nazis drove us out of our beloved Deutschland you were beside me again.”
The wife tearfully said, “I was, Moshe”
“And now you’re at my death bed, aren’t you?”, added Moshe.
The wife replied, “I am, darling.”
The old Jew sighed, “I’m starting to think you’re bad luck, Sarah.”
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daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage
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Bon jovis blaze of glory still fucks
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