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"no hard feelings" ALL FEELINGS ARE HARD

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Boop!

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fake bitch (weapon) vs. fake bitch (armor)

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reverse transmigration for dove for SVSSSAction!

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If SQQ is best milf does that mean LBH is the type of guy to accidentally call his teacher mom? "Mommy- I mean, Shizun."

i don't think it's accidental past a certain point, and i don't think sqq minds when he's talked about how badly he wishes he'd given birth to binghe.

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Least unhinged DE fan

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i love bingge v bingmei bc it immediately opens up the potential for multiple parallel worlds and travel through them if you just break things a LIL and there is nothing better i could have asked for in an extra. thinking intensely about bingge dropping into a world where shen yuan is a vampire. for fun and profit

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My fifth prompt for SVSSS gotcha 4 gaza on Twitter, and also my second 'spicy' one! [Full image on twitter]

🔞Free form for the inappropriate use of heavenly demon blood for an anon prompter. For this one, I choose Demon Lord LQG!🔞

Thank you for donating!

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kind of a dick move when art polishes itself into a mirror and forces the viewer to examine themselves

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my toxic trait is i don't think the tiger would maul me. i think she would see my hands are very good at giving scritches and then just let me pet her.

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Oh. Oh.

bonus lil comic!

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i saw someone sent an ask to the milf defender protecting my honor and for the record if you are my follower pls don't do that--

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Hi saw you in tags wondering who Sauron is in toxic yaoi with and the answer is Morgoth/Melkor (basically Tolkien's version of the devil) and they are like the second most popular ship in the Silm fandom according to ao3 stats

thank you yaoi scholar from distant lands. i have been granted sacred knowledge

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yes they did! but did HE latch on to the children? having kids like a character is irrelevant to milf status/childlessness. it can make them a children's entertainer, a beloved teacher, the cool older sibling of your best friend.

xie lian in my opinion is firmly in the category of "your best friend's older sibling who was always really nice to you even though they were like 5 years older than you (persisting embarrassing crush optional)"

he is childless and unmaternal he just keeps finding children who don't have any better options.

Which mxtx main character is the best milf

THERE IS ONLY ONE MILF ON THE ROSTER???????????????????????? AND IT IS SQQ??????

you may argue that sqq is not a milf, and i respect that argument and your bravery for saying something so controversial in this fandom, but he falls effortlessly into the mannerisms of a milf even before binghe requires his fuckable mommy for enrichment so i stand by his milf status.

luo binghe could arguably be a milf but i think he's more of a trophy wife and there's a distinction. some trophy wives are childless and i think lbh is one of them. insert "did you want a boy or a girl?" "i wanted to get your father pregnant" post here.

wei wuxian is a wine aunt, distinct from milf. he is the slutty onee-san at BEST

i would let lan wangji be a milf because i personally find it really hot for him to be a butch milf but quite frankly that is not who he is in canon. he's hot teacher that everyone's scared of, not milf.

xie lian is not a milf and will never be a milf that is the most childless unmaternal man i've ever seen in my life. that man would be a twitch streamer if he were born in 1995. i wouldn't even let him babysit. my kid's gonna go through negative character development under his watch.

hua cheng is not a milf. hua cheng is not a dilf. hua cheng isn't even Daddy. he is xl's twitch mod. i don't think he knows what a child is.

some milves are childless and milfdom isn't entirely about being maternal i'll have you know. the main deciding factor for how milfy a character is

how would i feel if they patted my head and told me i was doing well (does this feel like getting praise from a friend, older sibling, or does it break something in my brain)

what kind of shame or fear would i experience if they scolded or verbally abused me (am i just sad/embarrassed or do i feel like i'm being lectured by a parent)

and while the list mentions other criteria, these were the main considerations. none of these characters other than sqq meet the vibecheck.

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a lot of sketches

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if wwx or xl patted my head and told me i was doing a good job i'd be like haha yay!!!!

if sqq patted my head and told me i was doing a good job i would turn into luo binghe instantly and there would be no survivors.

do you understand.

Which mxtx main character is the best milf

THERE IS ONLY ONE MILF ON THE ROSTER???????????????????????? AND IT IS SQQ??????

you may argue that sqq is not a milf, and i respect that argument and your bravery for saying something so controversial in this fandom, but he falls effortlessly into the mannerisms of a milf even before binghe requires his fuckable mommy for enrichment so i stand by his milf status.

luo binghe could arguably be a milf but i think he's more of a trophy wife and there's a distinction. some trophy wives are childless and i think lbh is one of them. insert "did you want a boy or a girl?" "i wanted to get your father pregnant" post here.

wei wuxian is a wine aunt, distinct from milf. he is the slutty onee-san at BEST

i would let lan wangji be a milf because i personally find it really hot for him to be a butch milf but quite frankly that is not who he is in canon. he's hot teacher that everyone's scared of, not milf.

xie lian is not a milf and will never be a milf that is the most childless unmaternal man i've ever seen in my life. that man would be a twitch streamer if he were born in 1995. i wouldn't even let him babysit. my kid's gonna go through negative character development under his watch.

hua cheng is not a milf. hua cheng is not a dilf. hua cheng isn't even Daddy. he is xl's twitch mod. i don't think he knows what a child is.

some milves are childless and milfdom isn't entirely about being maternal i'll have you know. the main deciding factor for how milfy a character is

how would i feel if they patted my head and told me i was doing well (does this feel like getting praise from a friend, older sibling, or does it break something in my brain)

what kind of shame or fear would i experience if they scolded or verbally abused me (am i just sad/embarrassed or do i feel like i'm being lectured by a parent)

and while the list mentions other criteria, these were the main considerations. none of these characters other than sqq meet the vibecheck.

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Which mxtx main character is the best milf

THERE IS ONLY ONE MILF ON THE ROSTER???????????????????????? AND IT IS SQQ??????

you may argue that sqq is not a milf, and i respect that argument and your bravery for saying something so controversial in this fandom, but he falls effortlessly into the mannerisms of a milf even before binghe requires his fuckable mommy for enrichment so i stand by his milf status.

luo binghe could arguably be a milf but i think he's more of a trophy wife and there's a distinction. some trophy wives are childless and i think lbh is one of them. insert "did you want a boy or a girl?" "i wanted to get your father pregnant" post here.

wei wuxian is a wine aunt, distinct from milf. he is the slutty onee-san at BEST

i would let lan wangji be a milf because i personally find it really hot for him to be a butch milf but quite frankly that is not who he is in canon. he's hot teacher that everyone's scared of, not milf.

xie lian is not a milf and will never be a milf that is the most childless unmaternal man i've ever seen in my life. that man would be a twitch streamer if he were born in 1995. i wouldn't even let him babysit. my kid's gonna go through negative character development under his watch.

hua cheng is not a milf. hua cheng is not a dilf. hua cheng isn't even Daddy. he is xl's twitch mod. i don't think he knows what a child is.

some milves are childless and milfdom isn't entirely about being maternal i'll have you know. the main deciding factor for how milfy a character is

how would i feel if they patted my head and told me i was doing well (does this feel like getting praise from a friend, older sibling, or does it break something in my brain)

what kind of shame or fear would i experience if they scolded or verbally abused me (am i just sad/embarrassed or do i feel like i'm being lectured by a parent)

and while the list mentions other criteria, these were the main considerations. none of these characters other than sqq meet the vibecheck.