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French and midcentury influences in a London studio apartment

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Title: You Give Love a Bad Name

Author: ParkeRose (pls tell me their Tumblr if you know it)

Chapters: 5/8 (INCOMPLETE/ONGOING)

Words: 30,153

Author's Summary:

Neil is assigned to be a bodyguard for Kevin Day, aka the most insufferable rich boy on the planet. He wishes it was an easy job, but nothing about Kevin, or his 'friend' Andrew Minyard is easy. Evidently, he did not wish to fall in love with them, but love doesn't ask before it happens.

It just happens.

BODYGUARD!NEIL AND KANDREIL RAHHH.

this fic is sooooooo good i keep coming back to it even when it hasn't been updated. literally i can't explain it more than the author's summary bc i will end up spoiling it but it's just *chef's kiss*

please check it out and send some love to the author 🫶

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Jason: I'm a wanted man.

Tim: You weren't even a wanted child.

Jason: Ouch.

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Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.

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Okay but a fic where Wymack keeps receiving gifts from the foxes wondering what the hell is happening, but being endeared by it

Only for Abby to tell him at the end of the day that it’s Father’s Day.

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derek: is that my sweater? kira, looking down confused: no? I stole this from malia malia: oh well I stole it from isaac isaac: it's not mine, I got it from boyd boyd: I took it from danny danny: I got it from lydia lydia: .... I may have stolen it out of allison's closet allison: only because I stole it from jackson first jackson: don't look at me I borrowed it from cora cora: i stole it from erica erica: I only had it because I thought it was stiles'? stiles: oh shit, I did steal that from you derek derek: ...

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Stiles: Don't look now, but I think there's someone over there.

Derek: Where?!

Stiles: I saID DON'T LOOK.

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High school AU where the Hales send their kids to Devenford instead of BHHS, but Stiles and Derek still end up dating.

Stiles talks about his "loser (affectionate) boyfriend" all the time, but he hardly ever says Derek's first name and never says his last name, so the rest of the squad is 99.8% (Scott is the 0.02% holdout) convinced that Stiles is making him up bc he's the only single Pringle left in the group and his claim that "Derek" is a Devenford student is an excuse for them never seeing him. They're not bursting his bubble yet but they are taking notes to call him out with later.

"Facts" About Stiles's "Boyfriend" Derek:

Total nerd

Plays a sportsball (Stiles says it specifically like this to make Jackson's eye twitch)

Rides a bike

Sucks at video games

Has at least two sisters

When Lydia's famous birthday party rolls around and Stiles asks if he can bring Derek, everyone expects him to either show up alone or not at all. They do not expect him to show up with Derek Fucking Hale.

LIKE??? HELLO??? That is DEREK HALE??? Of the founding-family-of-Beacon-Hills, richer-than-God, own-most-of-this-town Hales??? (Of the basically-werewolf-royalty, shiniest-of-shiny-Pokémon, full-shifting-into-literal-wolves Hales???) The Derek Hale who rides a VINTAGE MOTORCYCLE ("that's still a bike?"/"not the point, stiles!") and is the reason BHHS has not won a SINGLE BASKETBALL GAME this entire goddamn SEASON???

THIS is who you've been calling your LOSER BOYFRIEND????

"He likes Star Trek more than Star Wars."

MIECZYSŁAW STILINSKI--

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Just imagine how Derek must feel to be searching far and wide for his mate, the one who is quite literally perfect for him, just to figure out that it's some random high school kid with an atrocious buzz cut who is addicted to murder mysteries and curly fries.

Don't get me wrong I love Stiles as much as (more) the next guy, but Derek really looked at him and was like, "Perfect."

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📸family fun!

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halfway thru lining i realized it had that hades game vibe. hades style diana maybe soon idk

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I just saw someone on tiktok say writing fanfiction is basically just playing with dolls….i can’t get that out of my head. We’re literally just playing with dolls in our heads and putting it on paper 😭😭😭

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The moment I saw these double doors in our apartment, I knew I wanted to put colorful foil on them:

Today my wife did it, and I couldn't be more stunned and happy:

Isn't it amazing? This is a dream come true, and it makes me so happy! 🩵🧡💚💛💙❤️🩷

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Batman regularly conducts performance evaluations/reviews for all the justice league members on an annual basis

Someone in the league, probably Hal or Barry, brings up how unfair it is that none of the robins have to go through it, when it's the most daunting thing ever. So now, the batkids have to go through mandatory performance reviews too

Bruce: The audit team says the budget this time was way higher than the last?

Tim, who's laundering an entire batmobile: We just needed extra snacks to feed the bats in the cave

Bruce: They suddenly needed more food?

Tim: Actually the previous bats all adopted new baby bats. Cause they're all like you, you know?

Bruce, trying not to cry: okay

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Bruce: The record says you broke the 'no gun rule' fifty times in the past month.

Jason: Damn just fifty?

Bruce: That's not acceptable

Jason: What are you gonna do, fire me? Your poor posthumous son?

Bruce:

Jason: That's what I thought, see you at dinner

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Bruce: In the medical record, all your injuries are listed as 'nunya'. Care to elaborate?

Dick, hitting a pose: Nunya business

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Bruce: How would you rate yourself and your performance on a scale of 1-5?

Cass, trying to sound professional: 4.8

Bruce, concerned: Why did you deduct the 0.2? Self-esteem is important. You're getting a five, review over

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Bruce: What would you like to say about your repeated-

Duke: I'm severely understaffed, you know? As in, i literally work my shift alone, so

Bruce: Fair enough, I apologize, you may leave

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Bruce: In your own words, please explain why we should keep you around for another year

Damian, having to deal with this right after a long patrol: I'm your blood son. Would you fire me? Firing Richard as Robin wasn't enough?

Bruce:

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Bruce: What would you say your biggest flaws have been, while working this year?

Steph, experienced in these cause of her service jobs: I cared too much. And I worked too hard.

Bruce:

Steph: Can't forget I'm also too good at my job.

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The Kings men, chapter four

Okay i'm literally shaking posting this, i've been working on it for days i lost all objectivity about it.

Someone requested this scene when I asked for recommendations on an older post, so this is tkm chapter four:

"Andrew sprawled on the couch in the lounge while Kevin went ahead to change out. Neil hesitated, changed his mind and started after Kevin, and changed his mind again. He stood behind the couch, folding his arms across the back of it, and peered down at Andrew. Andrew had one arm folded under his head and the other draped over his eyes to block the light. 'One of these days you might as well practice with us,' Neil said."

This scene is so long I had to cut some parts (including the incredible "You let us run ourselves into the ground and clean up behind us. You play the game like you play life. That's why you're so good at it.").

Not to mention Andrew's height fear, one of my all-time favorite aftg quotes ("When you said you were afraid of heights, you were joking, right?" "Andrew, you can't be. What were you doing on the roof?" "Feeling." -tkm ch.5).

Update: I cut the (too long) comic into smaller images so that you can open it and have a better quality, hope it works!

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my @aftgsecretsnowflake for @szecretary sorry it’s not very Christmassy 😔