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[dano-matchmaker]

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hi guys, ive been having a lot of issues lately going on in my life, and ive had a really hard time answering all of your asks. i feel like absolute shit bc i love you guys so much, but its too much for me at the moment.

feel free to send asks, but im getting to each of them much slower bc its just a lot for me. im really sorry and i hope you guys understand :(

[dano-matchmaker]

for the match thing

I'm a transmasc guy who uses he/it pronouns. I have a hot pink buzzcut and I try to aim for a clown-punk look (or clunk), although I wear a lot of hawaiian shirts. Also I gave myself my name because of a Lemon Demon song.

I generally listen to a lot of punk/goth/metal, but I really like things with very heavy synth and love songs from the early to mid 60's sung by women. I've also been listening to a lot of Insane Clown Posse recently.

I do a lot of visual art. Mostly drawing and painting but I also do a lot of sewing, writing, and I started working on a stop motion project recently. I'm working on getting my tattoo license.

I really like biology and plant science and I find superfund sites fascinating. I want to do some sort of job in the future working outside with plants.

I also really like horror. Psychological horror in particular; it makes for a very good very weird story that can have a lot of meaning and depth.

I have no idea why but I very much would like to get big and muscle-y and do boxing.

I have both adhd and autism, I'm a pieces, and I'm an enfp. I have little to no control over my emotions and if I feel something too strong I cry. I'm the friend who does stupid stuff but also makes sure no one else does anything stupid because I deeply fear getting in trouble for things. My two ideal experiences are going to Denny's in the middle of the night for coffee and unlimited pancakes and just sitting there and drawing and taking in my surroundings, and going into the middle of the woods with my friends and dancing and laughing and braiding flowers in each other's hair. I yearn for something better while also being deeply in love with what I have and knowing that either way I'll miss something.

I don't know why I got all weird there but I hope it helps with choosing a character for me!

Your soulmate would be brian from fast food nation!! The two of you would be so cute togther ahhhh!! he'd think you are the coolest guy in the world!

[dano-matchmaker]

Hey! 💕

For the match thingy. I’m an singer who primarily sings classical music, namely opera. Outside of that I present pretty casual, my friends came up with the term ‘rust belt hot girl’ to describe my aesthetic. Most of my shoes are doc martens. I’m 5’8” with dark hair and I’m midsize as the ticktockers say. I’m 23 and I use she/her pronouns. I’m pretty into film, but I have a soft spot for horror movies. I am the worst friend to give the aux cord to because of all my weird music. My mom thinks I’m funny. My various personality things are; INFP, 4w5, Capricorn, Libra Moon, Aquarius Venus, love language: physical touch.

Love ya!

YOUR SOULMATE IS BRIANNN FROM LOVE AND MERCY!!! he'd do anything for you you'd be so sweet together <3

(you also just seem like the most lovely person ever omg-)

[dano-matchmaker]

hi, i hope you’re still taking these requests!!

i’m mars! i’m about 5’4 and my hair is currently dyed brown and cut pretty short. i’m genuinely surprised i’ve kept it one color for this long because i have such a bad habit of dyeing it as soon as i get bored.

currently my hobbies consist of playing video games, singing and writing. that’s just to list a few! i love playing rhythm games, i think they’re so fun and easy to get wrapped up in. i usually only sing now when i do karaoke but i still scream my spotify playlists while i’m on the way to work and back everyday. and writing!! absolutely adore creating your own little worlds just from the thoughts in your head and sharing it with others.

personality wise, i think i’m sorta laid back. i only really get excited if i’m talking about or doing something i enjoy. i’m more comfortable being myself around the people i know, but i don’t mind trying to socialize and make new friends.

my current style is whatever is comfortable. i typically opt for biker shorts and a crop top/t-shirt. if i’m going out, however, that’s a completely different story. i’m always sure to dress up as much as i can.

i’ve got a pretty diverse music taste, but lately i’ve been listening to either my “unhinged” playlist (feat. poppy, mr. kitty, jazmin bean, and lots of other amazing artists) and lana del rey on repeat.

i’m currently working on trying to get a nursing degree! i’ve had a rough time in college so i decided it was time to start over completely and i’m pretty happy with it so far.

as far as my last few things, my favorite movie is either “fight club” or “leon the professional,” my favorite book is “of love and other demons,” and i think that’s all!

YOU AND CALVIN ARE FR SOULMATEESSSS!!!

I cant even explain how perfect you'd be togther oml!! you two could reveiw each others writing and learn from each other. He'd totally love everything abt you and just loves to watch you do absolutely anything and will tell you how great you are all the time.

[dano-matchmaker]

Hi i’m romeo, I’m 18

I’m about 5 '7 ish, I have shoulder length bright pink hair and pale skin. I love theatre and i’m majoring in wig and makeup design. I don’t have a cohesive aesthetic but i wear lots of fun/graphic sunglasses and i love a good vintage dress. I love colours and witty t-shirts.

I like lots of music but i’m a big fan of punk rock and metal. My favourite movies are Scream (1996), Rocky Horror and Into the Spiderverse.

I have a twin, my favorite color is green, my family has two dogs, a bull mastiff and a pitbull, i’m trans nonbinary.

I love cephalopods and i know tons about them.

thank you so much for doing this!

Idk why but i feel like eli is your soulmate, like an opposites attract thing yk? you two would make a very cute couple ik ittt<3

[dano-matchmaker]

Hallooo ! I hope you're doing well bc ngl I'm rlly nervous writing this AHAAA

My name's Kor, I'm around 5'5 (I could be slightly taller but I have no way of checking rn whoops), have mid-length black hair with hangs, and dark ass brown eyes. I have brown skin too and am Filipino (can speak the language and shit too aye aye), and I do be a little chubby tbh. I enjoy drawing and playing video games in my free time, also occasionally do a lil writing. I also enjoy watching movies and TV shows (any genre goes rlly as long as my neurodivergent brain approves). I've been told I'm an outgoing, friendly, loyal, and chilled out person.

Not really sure what my style is unfortunately, but aesthetics I do enjoy are dark academia, punk, and goblincore. My favorite musicians include My Chemical Romance, The Beatles, Lovejoy, and Mitski. Favorite movies are Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Her, and Ghostbusters. Favorite video games are Fallout New Vegas, Breath of the Wild, and Splatoon 2 (I also enjoy FPS games like Valorant, but I mostly play em bc I enjoy playing with my friends).

OK THAT'S ALL sorry for the length ;-;

YOUR SOULMATE IS KLITZ!!! this ones kinda hard to put in to words but i believe it with my whole heart and soul. he'd worship the ground you walk on.

(also you are legitimately so cool im in love with you /p)

[dano-matchmaker]

hi milo!! i saw your post about soulmate matching so…,

my name is sophie. i’m 5” in height and i have ginger hair, it’s just past my shoulder near enough(???), it’s layered and i have curtain bangs!! my eyes are blue and i wear glasses.

my hobbies consist of reading, writing, playing video games, watching films and listening to music. my mbti is infj. i’d like to think i’m pretty kindhearted and smart.

i don’t have any specific style but if baggy jeans, cropped shirts and varsity jackets has its own style then that.

i listen to a lot of music, but mostly rock, alternative and metal. my top artists are the beatles, nirvana, royal blood, sam fender, slipknot, arctic monkeys and a lil bit of deftones.

some random facts about me are that i’m british, my fav food is pizza, i prefer apple juice over orange juice, i have a weird phobia of baby corn (yes, you can laugh.) and my fav animal is a bear.

my favourite movies (sorry i cant choose just one) are probably little miss sunshine, the amazing spider-man 1&2, the twilight saga, ruby sparks, it 1&2 and the girl next door. and my favourite book is verity by colleen hoover. i hope this wasn’t too lengthy!!!!

OMG YOU ARE SO SOULMATES WITH JAYYYYY!!! He'd legit adore you sm, saying nice complements about you all the time too.

but...

i'd also pair you with calvin, you would also be soo cute with him!! i could imagine y'all just staying up all night and talking abt anything and everything <33

[dano-matchmaker]

you know exactly who i am >:) but for those who dont know im a short (5') ankle biter, bisexual, bloodthirsty, simp, adhd, hyperactive

ok lin ily but i can not explain this one but i pair you with klitz. ik you'd love him tho hes a nerdy little freak i love him very much. he'd probably listen to you rant abt whatever you love and get into the stuff you like to talk abt it with you. you two are gonna go to harvard together too ^^

[dano-matchmaker]

bold of you to assume im studying for them

paul dano character soulmate match!!

Hello Danonationnnnn!!! Im milo and i had a super cool idea. If you write a little paragraph about yourself i will tell you which of paul dano’s characters would be your soulmate!! idk if it makes much sense but i think its a pretty fun idea, so if you want to send in an ask i’ll tell you which character i pair you with ^v^!! 

Things you could include in your ask (all just ideas, add what every you’d like!) :

-Name

-Appearance (different features such as height, hair color, hair length, etc.) 

-Hobbies

-Personality

-Style/Aesthetic

-Music Taste

-Random facts

-favorite movie, books, and media

-anything else!!

i’d love it if you guys sent in asks!! i have nothing to do with my life :’)

love you guyssss <3

[dano-matchmaker]

Hey! I was wondering if i could get a dano charater soulmate match.

My name is Emma im plus size with really long dirty blonde hair and i dye my ends every month with a new color im about 5"8 and i have brown eyes

I listen to alot of alternative and indie music like waterparks, lemon demon, and my chemical romance. I also love horror movies preferably from the 2000s like Gingersnaps and Jennifers Body.

I dress mainly in the same outfit everyday black jeans with a chain on it band shirt and my leather jacket.

Im pretty chill until we start talking about something im very interested in then im very loud and wont shut up.

I play bass gutair and ukelele, i make bracelets, i edit music and videos, and i cosplay.

Some random facts about me are my right eye is half blue, i work at chuck e cheese (party host) and I drink two monsters everyday.

Thank you so much <3<3<3

I PAIR YOU WITH DWAYNEE!!!!!!! Ya'll would get along so well :') you guys would be the couple that are also best friends yk? He'd love to watch horror movies with you ^^ he'd also wear bracelets that you make for him and never ever take them off!!

[dano-matchmaker]

m oil ^^!! m a lil green alien wit blonde hair and horns, i playz guitar and do art stuffz!! my style is ver punk/ metal and i wear corpse paint!! which playz into my music taste, i listen to a lot of metal and grunge!! me faves moviez is cube, house of 1000 corpses, and yellow submarine (y’know like the beatles💀), and me favez game is postal 2!!!

YOUR SOULMATE IS JAYYYYY!!! He'd love you so much oml!! He could definitely sit around for hours and listen to you play guitar or just talk to him!!

[dano-matchmaker]

im WAY too nervous to write this but ill try lol

im kat ! im anout 5'1 and have long brown hair with bangs and blond highlights. my skin is pretty pale and i have brown eyes. more or less all of my features are as average as can get. i sleep and draw a lot in my spare time and i enjoy anime with cute girls such as madoka magica and lucky star. i have a kawaii aesthetic and exclusively wear skirts. i can be really shy sometimes and i get super childish when im sleepy lol im a really curious person i also hate being left alone and can get really annoying sometimes. i listen to hyperpop and osts mainly lmao

a fun fact (actually kinda sad fact) about me is that i had 2 pet bunnies a few years ago and i still have dreams about them regularly.

uhhh idk much else to say but i hope you have a great start with this blog !

Kat your soulmate is definitely Edward!! You and him would be so cute together, he'd totally follow you around wherever you go (he'd be so clingy lol!) ^^. I feel like he would love to watch anime with you, and the two of you would probably get a pet together! he'd also adore your style!!

[dano-matchmaker]

Hiiiiyaaa!!, hope you’re doing fine<3 (& hopefully this is where I can ask you for a match up with a Paulgod Dano character)

My name is Hannia (pronounced ha-nee-ah.) I’m like 5’2, with dark brown short hair like Lord Farquard, hazel eyes, and pale ivory skin. Every day I use shiny eyeshadows with lip tints. I usually wear colorful clothes. I love to read and listen to music, I do exercise like 3 times per week and I like to cook, (my favorite foods are Thai, Mexican, and burgers)

I don’t know what kind of aesthetic I match;(, I’m Mexican American, so I’m also into Latin things, like this fall I’ll start college, and my major is gonna be Spanish Literature, I want to be a college teacher and writer like Laura Esquivel 🥺. I listen to things like The Smiths, Soda Stereo, Kenia Os, Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey, and Bad Bunny, but I also love music from the 50’s a lot. My favorite books are The Crucible by Arthur Miller, Hamlet by William Shakespeare, La casa de Bernarda Alba by Federico García Lorca and Malinche by Laura Esquivel. I usually watch Spanish tv series like Velvet, Morocco, and Alta Mar, blah blah blah. I enjoy so much the subjects of Criminal Law and US government, I’m a semi devoted catholic lol bc of my family. My friends make fun of me being straight jsjsjj. Criminal and paranormal cases are so entertaining for me.

I’m better at writing in Spanish rather than English, I’m almost done with high school and I took every advanced Spanish class to get college credit. I’m from San Diego in California, so I love to go to the beach, even though the water is really cold every time;) Besides Paul Dano, I’m mentally married to Peter Pevensie from Narnia and Pedro Pascal (I love Star Wars)

When I was little I used to have pretty bad medical luck. All my life I used to have overweight, but between the fall of 2021 and now I lost like 24 pounds and it’s so shocking for me now. I started to love Paul Dano this last March after going to Rosarito and watching The Batman there 🖤.

Thanks for reading this bible, hopefully, you can match me with someone

I JUST KNOW THAT BRIAN WOULD BE YOUR SOULMATE!!

You two are perfect for each other ik it! He would be obsessed with you, literally just love everything about you. you two would be so cute raaaaa!!!

[dano-matchmaker]

paul dano character soulmate match!!

Hello Danonationnnnn!!! Im milo and i had a super cool idea. If you write a little paragraph about yourself i will tell you which of paul dano’s characters would be your soulmate!! idk if it makes much sense but i think its a pretty fun idea, so if you want to send in an ask i’ll tell you which character i pair you with ^v^!! 

Things you could include in your ask (all just ideas, add what every you’d like!) :

-Name

-Appearance (different features such as height, hair color, hair length, etc.) 

-Hobbies

-Personality

-Style/Aesthetic

-Music Taste

-Random facts

-favorite movie, books, and media

-anything else!!

i’d love it if you guys sent in asks!! i have nothing to do with my life :’)

love you guyssss <3