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positive affirmations: i can always kill myself
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not a character who died and came back different or who died but came back the same but a character who died and came back extremely angry that you stopped digging for them
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every time i go out at night theres a monster
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They gave him ipad
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i just took my beautiful daughter Clairitin out to dinner and the contemptuous SJW’s at the taco bell have slipped testosterone in with her Crunchwrap Supreme
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me: i dont like gangnam style
you: yeah me nei-
me: PSY-ch!
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Jolly guy
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Americans are called yanks because you’re supposed to yank them off
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dashboard simulator
mutual 1: i NEED hrt
mutual 2: here is 10 more paragraphs of rambling about the same character i have been talking about for the past 8 months
mutual 3:
😎 anonymous asked: hey i saw your 10k note post and i was wondering why you think it's ok to say that everyone who lives in a house should be killed and eaten?
💬 i did not fucking say that
blog i followed for a funny post a while back: this situation with my family just keeps getting worse i feel so hopeless all the time this really might be the end for me
mutual 4: why is no one talking about this obscure indie work last relevant 10+ years ago made by a lunatic that contains some of the worst writing of all time. it's a masterpiece
mutual 5: who all remember star war
blog i followed for politics: [10 consecutive reblogs of anime girls with giant tits]
blog i followed for yuri art: [10 consecutive reblogs of resource threads about marxist theory and history]
mutual 6: little doodle lol [most beautiful image ever drawn]
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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP
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started watching season 8!
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>> IT IS UNINHABITABLE.
>> I WOULD LIKE TO BURN IT. I WOULD LIKE TO DROWN IT. MAYBE STARTING OVER WOULD TEACH IT A LESSON.
>> BUT IT IS MY MIND'S ONLY VESSEL.
>> "YOU ARE AT HOME WITHIN YOURSELF..."
>> WHAT A SHIT PLACE TO LIVE. AND I AM AN INCURABLE AGORAPHOBE.
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