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Mabel gets the psychic gene from her great-grandmother Caryn as making sweater designs that predict what will happen that day. She becomes Dipper's new mystery to solve:

"Today Mabel knit a sweater with a key on it. When we came back from school mum was waiting outside because she lost her keys at work"

"Today Mabel knit a sweater with small forks on it. The dishwasher broke an hour ago"

"Mabel finished a sweater with fire at the cuffs. I'm scared. I stole a fire extinguisher from school just in case.

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did… did she do that?

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canon realizations u have at twenty years old include: a) every season comes a little slower and goes a little quicker than you think b) sometimes you’re not always the problem c) radiohead is fucking great and you’re pretty sure you’re the first person to realize it d) your friends aren’t always right e) wow your parents kinda hate each other like more than you thought they did f) you do need some sort of god to talk to sometimes g) ten dollars is a lot less money than you remember it being h) you can cut your own hair and just do that i) the hobbies you started as a kid are still fun but no one wants to admit it now and j) sometimes actually you are the problem

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just convinced like five people on this site that little nas x is british and it genuinely has reminded me that life is worth living

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NOOOOOOO

stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid

this is the real one

It's 2025, I'm letting y'all fill in the gaps yourself

Happy birthday to Tommyinnit, Gerard Way, Lil Nas X and Kristen Stewart. Happy death day to Prince Philip.

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i filled in the gaps happy birthday / death day to these fictional characters

It's 2025, I'm letting y'all fill in the gaps yourself

Happy birthday to Tommyinnit, Gerard Way, Lil Nas X and Kristen Stewart. Happy death day to Prince Philip.

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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

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lumon's department sizes are so funny. "how many people do we need to refine some super important data?" uhhhh four i guess. at most. "what about the company marching band?" fuck ur so right. we need a company marching band with like fifty people. this is of prime importance to the lumon mission.

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gemma has TWENTY-SIX ladies in her head NO husband ONE legal death certificate ONE bisexual sister-in-law MULTIPLE unnecessary dental appointments HUNDREDS of torturous thank-you notes and MY undying fealty

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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

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advisors r always like “what are your life goals” “what do you want to do with your life” “what are you looking for in the future”. I dunno man i just want to feel the same rush i felt when i wrote oc angst at 11pm in my childhood bedroom listening to control by halsey. Do you have anything that can do that

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The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it

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yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow

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call me the riddle of the sphinx the way im eating four eggs in the morning two eggs in the day and three eggs in the evening