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free use kink is gonna cost a dollar soon

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Can we get a big round of applause to one of the most iconic characters of all time? He’s been through so many muppet antics and I think it’s time for some appreciation

You’re doing great, Kermit. Jim would be so proud :)

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everyone start having unethical fantasies about me NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i love gay people. cant get this shit anywhere else

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

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Eddy is so cunty here why did he strike that pose

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bear with a dfuck house

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

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So there’s this bank account…

I hate doing this, I literally hate it, but my payments have been changed and I don’t receive money fortnightly anymore.

This means that I’m completely broke until the 25th. I asked for an advance but apparently food isn’t a necessity so I don’t need money for it 🙃

I’m on placement three days a week and I have my teaching course every Monday, I travel via bus and I cannot afford to miss any of these days. I’m literally begging for any help I can get at this point. My PayPal balance is literally negative right now.

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austin powers was so fucked for doing this