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[dantesinfcrno]

sms ✉ 𝐨𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐟 🤩

melody: i luv

melody: you かお(´｡• ω •｡`)

melody: birthday boy!!!!!!!

melody: i am having fun!!! i am having fun i am a little high evryone is kissing (´ ε ` )♡ you should kiss someone too hehe

dante: guess ..h...w.a...t...........

dante: ...n.............

dante: i love ju nostEST

dante: cubte emojids makwe me :( du r C U T EE

dante: i aM THE BIRTHDGYA BOY!!!1

dante: oh!!!x!! wthats!!!!! ilove it fojr u

dante: FGOTT A KISTHN EM ALL!!

dante: maybe swe vcan kiss someone aqt like the jsame ctime

dante: lemme get someone tqo peck me real quick

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sms → baby girl 👶

josie: I DOTN' D ESERVE ANYTHTIGN A T ALLLLL !?!?!?!

josie: I AM SO GLA DI AHV EUUUU !!! THE BES TPARENT I NEVER HAD I HOEP I AMKE U PROUD FOREVER

josie: no ru not allowed it sur birthday :((( am wil cry when i ge tm bakc to my dorm

josie: NOOOOOO !!!!! UR THE BE ST VERSION THAT BECMAE ME !!!!

josie: :O IIIII LVOE POLAROISD !!!!! I THINKT HATYER SO CUTE I LVOE TO CAPTUER MEMORIES WITH THEM U ARE ONE OF MY AMAZING MEMORIES !!! WE ENED ALL THE PICS ASAP :(((

josie: THANK U I AHV EMY MOMENTS !!! MY AMAZING DRUNK IDEAS UR KNWO BTU UR SO RIGHT !!! WHAT IF W E DID IT JSUT LIKE HIGH SCHOOL MSUCIAL

dante: YIURE MY CHIDSL AND I SAY U DESCERBE IT ALL ????????

dante: IWKLL ALWAYS B PFROUD OF BUUU!!!!!!! ALWAYS!!!!!! AN D I WIKLL DO EVERTHYING TO MAKE UUU HAPPEYEY!!!11

dante: at lest lemm e cuddle u ://

dante: Y O UJU AR E TH E BES T!

dante: I VLEOEVE THEM TOO!!!!" I HAV S P MANY PIVS!!!! pothograpy is amazzzzing, it maks me nostalfgoc :// i nesd a fUJLL ALFBUM !! ITH U!11 bc u r beatufil n my daughter !

dante: HUGHIHH SCHOOL MSUICL!!!!!! YEAH YEAH WE CAN SING!!!!11 AMAZING@!! DO ADUET W ME

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[ sms ➤ lady gaga's best song 💋 . ]

alejandra: O F COURSE I MGONNA BUY YOU THINGS ?? YOU DESERVE A BATH OF MONEY ??

alejandra: omg. you'd look oooo goood

alejandra: omg what ! is iterelly??? i gotta host u a party next year andn every year after that

alejandra: ur parents never hosted a bday paprty for u ????

alejandra: yes lets get married right now say when kinmg

alejandra: im winie and cocktails , sir.

dante: but bthe onljy thing i vneed is u n ru loveeeee

dante: mbut wne should take ia abht in money bsills soon..... together...... dirnking champagne

dante: why are uwe rso hot,,, it shhould be a crimweeeee

dante: wear matching psrint gw me bitch :m/

dante: i dont deseerv a party hosted byy alejandra barrejra hersled

dante: my parent szs dont n lvro me but iTS FIN E I FONT NEED IT

dante: maryr me now :/r////// but i wnna weair a dress too

dante: thatss thexyyyyyy

[dantesinfcrno]

text : 𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚 , 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐫 🦄 !

isadora: omg you know what i think i did cause i do love you

isadora: i'm better than dora on tv cause when you talk to me i listen and reply back. i don't just wait my turn like SOME dora explorers

isadora: WHY ARE WE IN DANGER? ARE WE PLAYING A GAME!?

isadora: GIVE ME A HINT ON THE SUPER SECRET GIFT

isadora: i think we are all messes, dante......... unless you're saying you got mumps... wasps.... wap?

dante: yoeu looooovoooeoo me???????₢????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

dante: because i love yojuujlj like sSIOO MCUH

dante: yea,,, you aer dora the ulexporer and the listewner!11 considerate!!1 smart!!!d!!! i stsn!!

dante: bczz w ere secretg angesnts!!!

dante: thde gifkt..... has smmth to do.... with ur gem.x..

dante: ki gzot a wap, that's true.....j... but i got all of u msth else

dante: there's noly so much dannte for everyone haha xx

[dantesinfcrno]

𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒆𝒙𝒕 ⇌ 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 🌻

eliot: what do you mean you suck?! i'm having the best time 😊 xxx

eliot: and i'm smiling rn, don't you worry! x

eliot: are YOU feeling filled with joy?

eliot: it's your birthday after all...

eliot: and if you're not, i will simply have no other choice but to walk over there and make sure you do xx

dante: are oyu real??ly??

dante: yosu have the prettiest ismle itqs qso nice

dante: id suay a bettder definition is that im filzled wizth love foor all of iu

dante: i only thregw a partyy bcz i wanted everyone zto bme hdappy

dante: bcs i dobnt zlove anyone as muvch a js i lovve you guys

dante: i think every opall wa slike my fmirst true love

dante: but do caome here you alwabys make me happy...x..

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𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒆𝒙𝒕 ⇌ 𝐛𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐞 🧐

hollis: we'll find your phone, dante. nobody is walking home alone on my watch

hollis: or … taking the train, i don't know if people are going back home tonight

hollis: alright i'm coming to the ball pit, stay there

hollis: of course, but that was a given

dante: u r sro cvute sometimes u r likeea crute grandpa

dante: mu wourldnt let me walk alone rightt.....t

dante: did u knaow i actually learnde to ywalk by myslf,e

dante: im smort

dante: we can all slepep under teh stars toinght taht woulvd be jcuteeeeee

dante: i cant move the blals afre drowning me;nh; thxeyre liek quicksand

dante: yr inability pto say i lbove yozu reminds me gof gmy dadddd

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sms → baby girl 👶

josie: YOU DESRERVE TO BE SOSOSOSOS HAPYP ???? I AHVE NEV ER HAD A PRODU DAD I LVOE U

josie: wht if i crie jsut a lil ???? in s crent nobdoy will knwowowowo

josie: but i'm !!!! do abd at makign people proud how can u be !!! i jsut want to thrivieeeee

josie: NOOOOOO UR MSOT BEAUTIUFL

josie: U CR EATE WORSD SO WELL

josie: SPEKAIGN OF PICTURES INFRAME S WE NEED TO TAKE POLARIODS TOGETHER IW ANT TO ADD U TO MY WALL :(

josie: WHAT IF WE DO A BIG ENW YEARS PARTY !!!! SO AMDNY SHENANIGANS

dante: U DSCERVE IT SO MHCU MCCMOREW??????????

dante: lSITNE NOW U HVAFE ME!!! I AM UR NEW PRODU DAD!!!1 I AM RPROUD OF U EVERHDSY!!111

dante: onlyif i can webkith ur etars away :///// i crant let my daughter bcry :/

dante: NO UD !! U ER AN IMRPOVED EVRSION OF GME

dante: EXTERMLY BETTERN IJN ALL SWSAYS!!!!!11A

dante: polarOIDS I LVOE POLARIOIDS !!!!!11 LET'S TAKE A LOT OF THEM!!1 CAN U GIVE ME SOME THEN??? I NEEDS PIC S WITH YOU :((((

dante: TAGJDTY'S !!11 UR SO SMART!!!! NEWT YE ER'S WIULD BE GREAT WUITH ALL OF U !!!!!

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𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒆𝒙𝒕 ⇌ 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝 🤴

rhys: oy oy wasn't meant literally babe

rhys: haven't a clue what you're going on about but yes i'm omw

rhys: love you too i will serenade you xx

dante: ur los s:/

dante: if yoiu do not sign happy birthday eto me i will put a curse on you :b/

dante: GOOD I DESEVER IT.

dante: you knouw how my wesak spot is being spoiled do ur worst x

[dantesinfcrno]

[ sms ➤ lady gaga's best song . ]

alejandra: I SENT U UR PERESENT ! I SHUOULD HAVE SENT IT EARLIER I HOPE U LIKEKE IT ! its a lacy leopard print bbralette and corset . u'd kill ini it u know? u look so good in everything pchHEW

alejandra: I LOVE LELVLYN TOO !! LETS ALL KIS HER !@!!

alejandra: how comem no bdays for urself, sir dante ??? ur a king , u deserve a whole day to urselfl

alejandra: YOU HAVE MY HEART ! MY HEART IS HERE ! ARE WE IN LOVE ???

alejandra: DRINK DRINK DRINK RIGHT NOW

alejandra: what ru u diitkning.

dante: yiou didn't neexd to buy me anythingggggggkdsahkghsk oh my godddA

dante: how did oyou keven know i wanted a corset im going to screammmmmfaksjd i love you

dante: watch me walk on campus, onyl leopard prtni corset and brdalette on

dante: I KITH ONE OD HER CHEEKS AND U KITH HER LIP LIP HEE HEE HOO HOO

dente: this is my first ubday pargty did u kno ????

dante: if im a king u msut be ma queen :/ marry mze rn por im calling bullshit!!!111

dante: LOVE NEVER FELT SO GOOD I CAN ASSURE OF THAT

dante: i atrtsed wiht wine utb now yim drinking absinthpee how about u lotve

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sms ➤ miss davies 💎

chloe: m feelin dreunk?????

chloe: hobwout u ?

dante: lemmg tell uççççç

dante: i jhaevn been this drunk sicne i was likwe fourtene

dante: no timje for regrzets though!!!!!

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sms → baby girl 👶

josie: BECUASE U MAEK ME HAPPY

josie: i am happy ahnd alos urr goonna make me SCRY

josie: I YAM SOSOSO PROUS OF U

josie: STPO UR SO BEAUTIFUL U CAN SYA THAT

josie: i dnot thnk anyone can rivla yocu're beauty ofc

josie: I WILL TAKE SO MAN YPICTURE SFOR U

josie: i will be sad if we DNOT we coldu host the most aMZINGGNGN PARTY

dante: UMAEK NE APPY TOO!!!!!!1 I FEEL LIK AN EXTRA PRODU DAD

dante: no dont yycryyy not whxen i canyt hug yocu!!!!!!!!

dante: yogu mikae mqe so proud baby girl!!!! yqou do!! i wanna svee u thrive!!!!1

dante: U R BEAUTIFULER

dante: A NEW WORD JUST FOR U N UR BAUTSY

dante: TAKE EM!!1 I WILL PRINT THEM OUT AND GET THEM ON CUTE PORTRAIT FRAM ES FOR MY ROKMMMMMMM

dante: NEXT YEAR!!!!1111 WILL BE OUR YEAR! WITH A BIG PARTY

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text : 𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚 , 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐫 🦄 !

isadora: hold on lemme scroll to see what i said i said something

isadora: instead of mission impossible it’s mission possible because it’s the two of us... call me dora the explorer!

isadora: oh wait you DID!

isadora: is it very important no one else can know our mission? 😧

isadora: i’m gonna ask you when you’re sober to tell ME (isadora) i’m sexy for my daily ego boost

isadora: ssh shh 😧 a secret gift??

dante: did u say u love me

dante: BSC U SHULD

dante: u r dora the explorer

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𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒆𝒙𝒕 ⇌ 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐲 🐶

kevin: thanks its the sexiest thing about me

kevin: birthday hoooooooollllleeeee

kevin: i wanna see EAR

dante: BULLSHITTTTTT EVERYTHGIN ABTOU YOU SI SEXYYYYY BE CONFIDENT BITCH

dante: [ img attached ] https://rb.gy/hhbfj3

dante: THE DARKEST OF HOLESSSSSSSS

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sms ➤ miss davies 💎

chloe: mMM dRUNK SO Y A

chloe: sM FU N!

dante: YOU'RE DURNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

dante: TH'TS NEWWW

dante: I FEEL AS IF MY CHILD JUST HIT PUBERY

dante: HWU ARE U FEELING????????

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𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒆𝒙𝒕 ⇌ 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫 🧸

richie: if i didnt know we were in the same place the worry would b off the charts rn

richie: who am i to refuse any birthday boy request

richie: what do u want?

dante: ohhhhhhhh u worry about me squidward~

dante: but also yuo lhave ohnting tho worry aubout

dante: as they zsay only thce good dzie younxg

dante: be vhonest u gcant ever refuese mue a thing

dante: absinthe !!! aand a wsarm hmug!!!

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sms ➤ miss davies 💎

chloe: HAP PY BIRDTDAY

chloe: i mSIS U

dante: CHLEOEEEEEE

dante: Y TEXTED

dante: U KNOW MY BIRHT DATE??????? THATS SO CUTE

dante: i LUVE YOU???

dante: I MYSS U TOO ARE U HVING GFUN???? U DESEVR FUN!!!11

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𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒆𝒙𝒕 ⇌ 𝐛𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐞 🧐

hollis: alright dante stay calm, we'll find it

hollis: where are you? i'll come find you and we can find it together

hollis: only bc you're the birthday boy though x

dante: im calmmmmmm im jst worried my phone cant qalk on the sctret alone :/

dante: qim uat hthe banll pit.y.... im a child at hraet did u know...n.. young and beautiiful lwike lanna del rey siad

dante: also bc u love me xoxo gossip grill