dantesmelancholicshitpost
dantesmelancholicshitpost
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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People on Tumblr: lol look at Tumblr thinking that the colorful lights around Niko were a sign of a lesbian true love story.
Crystal Palace Surname-vonHoverkraft: *all but giggling, blushing, and twirling her hair while staring at Niko for the first time* I'm...right across the hall...if you...you know if you need anything...
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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Edwin and Charles are prince and knight coded
Crystal and Niko are palace mage and princess coded
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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"in season 2 edwin and charles should communicate about their trauma" "in season 2 niko should come back to life" bro if they actually renew the show i would watch george and jayden read steve yockey's grocery list
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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"I wouldn't want to bother anyone," I say as the thing inside of me eats me alive.
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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born to infodump forced to constantly worry if the other person actually cares or if im making sense or if i said something wrong or if im embarrassing myself or if they want me to stop talking or
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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still thinking about the implication that the stairs to hell weren't the first time charles and edwin have said "i love you" to each other because of how easily it comes to charles.
"i love you too, can we go now?" on the steps to hell
"i love you too, can we go now?" on their way to meet a client
if you even care at all
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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ME MANIFESTING THAT EVERYONE WHO SEE THIS POST GETS WHAT THEY WANT.
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(Masterlists)
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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Hey you ever think about The Characters so much to the point where
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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For season 2, I want the simple pleasure of Edwin and Charles in a hurry, scrambling around the office and then accidentally almost walking right into each other and the sweet sweet moment when they both pause, realize how close they are, before becoming flustered messes
They both stutter, blush, and quickly walk the opposite directions while rambling about nonsense
Is that too much to ask for
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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btw dating sucks as a concept.
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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everyday at midnight i stare up at the sky and ask them to renew dead boy detectives and add many pleases at the end. it would just be impolite not to renew it now.
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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dantesmelancholicshitpost · 11 months ago
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reblog if you think sapphic ships deserve more love
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