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“I’ve created a sophisticated android 

               with my own neural network!”

                                           “You’ve fucked up a perfectly good robot, 

                                                              is what you did! Look at him, 

                                                                          he’s got anxiety!”

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Positioning the shot just right was crucial. I mean, this was a time traveler he was talking to, what’s the chance that you could ever meet one of these again! The frame, filter, composition even, had to be pitch perfect.

With a wide smile, Mark pressed the button on his phone and took the photo, quickly looking down at it so he could get a better look at it. Oh goodness, it was more perfect than he could’ve ever imagined! That was definitely a keeper.

“Ayy, that’s awesome-sauce man! I can’t thank you enough.” Here go his feathers, already fluffing up in excitement. Oh such a cute birb.

Dakota smiled, peering over the bird’s shoulder to get a look at the resulting photo. He had to admit, it was a pretty good shot. Mark had somehow managed to capture himself, Dakota, and the old Grataloup in the background in perfect frame.

That, and with how his feathers fluffed up, Dakota felt his heart warming. He’d definitely made the right choice. “It’s no problem, man. I can imagine it’s pretty exciting to meet a time traveler for the first time.” He stood back a bit, resting his hands in his pockets. “I’d offer to take you for a spin in the time machine, but my partner would probably yell at me for breaking regulations again. He’s a stuffy, by-the-books kinda guy most of the time.”

He thought for a moment, then a hint of mischief twinkled behind his shades. “Although... I can totally show you some of the time gadgets we’ve got in the trunk!”

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                                                “Shut up, everyone, 

                                                         I’ve done something 

                                                                  brilliant!”

                                      ( indie DT17 based gyro gearloose )

(promo made by the wonderful @gildedjustice​!)

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          There’s an aching familiarity,

                                                       a distant yearning,

                                                                         but it always remains just out of reach.

                                                       Why can’t he remember?

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Welp, Paperinik verse Gyro’s blog is all set up! Feel free to interact with Babey Scientist over at @dontforgettcforget! And of course, all asks and follows from that blog will be me, since it’s a sideblog.

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Hello everyone! Brandy here yet again with no impulse control! Feel free to give this post a LIKE or a REBLOG if you’d be interested in interacting with a heavily headcanon-based Paperinik/Topolino Gyro Gearloose! Which pretty much means I’ve only read like 5 Paperinik comics but I adore Gyro so I picked him up as a muse!

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* soft family things

‘ i love you so, so much. ’

‘ stop putting your head down in my house. you know my rule. it’s all love and all pride in this house. ’

‘ lost things have a way of turning up. ’

‘ watch your mouth. ’

‘ not so fast. you still have some vegetables left. ’

‘ very funny. ’

‘ i think you’re due for a haircut. ’

‘ come on. bedtime. ’

‘ and when were you going to tell me? ’

‘ i’m glad you came into my life. ’

‘ you were talking in your sleep. ’

‘ come here. i’ll fix it. ’

‘ this show sucks. ’

‘ mom/dad, can we go home now? ’

‘ you forgot something. ’

‘ can we stay like this for a little while? it’s nice. ’

‘ hot chocolate helps. and good company. ’

‘ you’ll feel better once you take your medicine and have a nap. ’

‘ close your eyes. it’s a surprise. ’

‘ it’s good to have you home. ’

‘ i’m not angry with you, just disappointed. ’

‘ your shoe’s untied. ’

‘ i missed this. ’

‘ hey, hey. sit down. deep breaths. ’

‘ will you tuck me in? ’

‘ go to your room and stay there until you’ve calmed down. ’

‘ i heard crying. i got worried. ’

‘ don’t use that tone with me. ’

‘ well, i love you more. ’

‘ just focus on my voice. that’s it. you’re okay. we’re okay. ’

‘ this movie is too scary. turn it off. ’

‘ how long have you been sick? ’

‘ don’t play with your food. ’

‘ i’ll stay right here until you fall asleep. ’

‘ don’t even think about going outside without your coat. ’

‘ i’m not asking you, i’m telling you. ’

‘ you can pick the story tonight. ’

‘ everyone needs somebody. we got each other. ’

‘ you call that a hug? ’

‘ i was the same way when i was your age. ’

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Make your character!

Tagged by: @highabcveground Tagging: Whoever wants to!

I tried to make Dakota, but they didn’t have shades.... so he just has normal glasses!

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     “Huh. That’s very interesting. A parallel Earth controlled by one predominate species.” He stopped and made note of this new fact. If he had any interest in biology and the study of evolution, he would have probably jumped on that one point and drilled the human for more information to find out where her Earth and his Earth diverged. 

     In response to her own questioning, he diverted his attention from his notepad and machine and gave it to the other. “Of course not. There’s a variety of intelligent life on our Earth. Considering we’re currently in Duckburg, ducks are the most predominant species here. Canines, geese, headless manhorses, and other such creatures are also part of the “intelligent” population. Mr. McDuck’s nephews have mentioned sentient rock creatures and dragons as well.”

     “That’s not to say that all chickens and ducks are capable of intelligent thoughts,” he continued. “There are some that failed to meet the evolutionary standards to have higher brain functionality that is required to form and maintain a structured society.”

One of the species on Gyro’s little list was definitely not like the others. Melissa quirked an eyebrow at the very words ‘headless manhorse’. Though, really, it wasn’t like she’d never seen anything weirder. She had a human-platypus hybrid living in her house, after all!

Then, his last sentence gave her pause. Melissa’s eyes widened and she held out her hands. “Woah, woah, woah, now. Back up. So you’re saying... there’s normal chickens and such here... meaning that if I ate a chicken sandwich right in front of you, there wouldn’t be anything weird about that?”

That just opened up a whole new can of worms, but Melissa wasn’t sure she particularly wanted to go down that rabbit hole. She had to stay focused.

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cont. | @highabcveground​

Dakota wasn’t buying it from the start. It wasn’t the first time he’d shared a bed with Mark, and he knew how the parrot usually slept. Normally, Mark slept like not even the world’s end could wake him. Last night was different. Dakota had woken the first time he felt his companion stir, and he’d seen how turbulent his rest had become. He couldn’t soothe him, not even when he’d enveloped him in his arms. 

He knew what nightmares were like, how they took your traumas and deepest fears and tormented you until you feared closing your eyes. He knew it wasn’t just nothing. Even now, that Mark was awake, he could still tell that it wasn’t just as simple as a bad dream. Not when it was so clearly still upsetting him. He could see right through that smile. Taking a sip of his coffee, Dakota leveled his gaze at Mark, expression softening.

“Mark... Nightmares aren’t nothing. Trust me, they’re usually an indication that something’s wrong in your little world. So, y’know, maybe I can help. Get it figured out and sorted so you don’t... have that nightmare again.”

“You know you can always talk to me, right?”

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Delightfully Domestic Starters

“The coffee pot didn’t turn on this morning.”

“Who’s turn was it for breakfast?”

“It’s my day off, I earned the right to be lazy.”

“This could get fixed by a professional, or it could be fixed by an amateur for free.”

“You’re under arrest for being a blanket thief.”

“The use of cold feet in bed, as a leverage tool, is illegal.”

“How was your day at work?”

“I’m going to need a bath…”

“No no, you’re sick. You rest, I’ll take care of everything.”

“I think we need to go on a bit of a grocery trip.”

“I’ve noticed all the laundry was done. You didn’t have to.”

“Leftovers, or more take out?”

“The neighbor is getting obnoxiously loud at night.”

“When was that garden gonna get started again?”

“Dishes… right the dishes. In the next few minutes I swear.”

“I know you like my shirts but now you’ve even stolen my doubles.”

“All your oversized shirts belong to me now.”

“I can’t help what I do in my sleep. That includes what’s done with the blankets.”

“You were tossing and turning last night. You okay?”

“I’m not sick, I’m only slightly ill. There’s a difference. I can handle today.”

“So dinner was being made… and then I realized the smoke alarm was broken.”

“Duct tape is a temporary, long term fix to everything.”

“I love you, but you’re beginning to pass out mid sentence. Go to bed.”

“You can’t tell me what to do, I can do what I want!”

“If there is more noise at 2am I swear…”

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when u get close to someone n u just think ‘i wonder when they will leave’ and ‘it’s gonna rly hurt when they do’

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scream about how angry and hurt you are, scream until your throat is raw and you can’t anymore

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Potential Panic Starters

“First off, nothing is on fire. Yet.”

“Put it back, put it back, PUT IT BACK!”

“Nope! Nope nope nope.”

“This is not as bad as it looks, but it’s as horrible as it sounds.”

“Get me down! Please!”

“In the time it will take to explain this, the situation will get twice as bad.”

“Did you forget the… oh no. Oh no…”

“How are you so calm?!”

“No! You lead off with everything is fine, and then tell me the bad news!”

“Don’t. Panic.”

“Just don’t move, and don’t scream, but there’s a… thing on you.”

“I followed the sounds of increasingly loud screaming, what’s happening?”

“Don’t. Just don’t. I know what you’re gonna say!”

“Help. Help, help help help.“

“The problem is right THERE. Can we get along for five minutes please!?”

“Are you help? Please tell me you’re help.”

“How did I let this get so bad? I’m so dead!”

“There is no calm! Don’t tell me to be calm!”

“Everything is fine, it’s fine- nope I retract that statement.”

“I left for exactly two minutes and this escalated how!?”

“Help first, shame lecture later.”

“There was a gross misunderstanding when I said “I got this”, just so you’re aware.”

“Are you the void? Because I need to scream.”

“OW! No, stop, don’t do that!”

“Will you stop? You’re going to make it worse!”

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     His hand hurriedly scribbled down what she said before he went to analyze the input screen on his invention. While this wasn’t his intent, Gyro has stumbled onto something fascinating. The invention before him would be a huge scientific breakthrough! If he could stabilize the machine so it could work on command. 

     He could finally stick it to those vultures – prove that he really was worth all the funds and trust Mr. McDuck invested into his work. That he wasn’t a waste of time and resources for them. This would open doors for the company and Scrooge. The adventures and treasures he could have access to as a result of something Dr. Gyro Gearloose created! Maybe, just maybe, he could finally redeem himself for everything that happened with the Spear of Selene.

     But those daydreams had to wait. Right now he needed to figure out where to go from here. If only his subject were more enthusiastic about what was going on.

     “Interesting. I’m not familiar with humans. Is your dimension predominately populated by homo sapiens? Or are there other intelligent lifeforms?”

Taking notes. Glasses. Swooshy hair and seeming lack of social skills? If she didn’t know better, Melissa would swear she was talking to the bird version of Bradley. She crossed her arms, and adjusted her stance, simply staring at the other for a few seconds. Trying to figure out how much information she could safely give until she could determine whether he was good or evil.

“Mmm, yeah.” She shrugged. “Humans rule the Earth. There are a few highly intelligent species of animals-- but none of them have reached the societal and self-destructive capabilities of humans.”

Time to dig for a little information herself, if he’d cooperate. The more she could figure out about this situation, the better. It was like Savannah had taught her-- be aware of her surroundings, and gather intel. “And what about this dimension? Are chickens the dominant species on this planet instead?”

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ok firstly I’m traumatized, not crazy, so jot that down

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#10 We’re Going to the Zoo

We’re going to the zoo, we’re going to the zoo, and then we’re gonna see some animals!