danwithouttheplan
danwithouttheplan
Fooler Than Being Fool
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Dan. 29. He/him. Rated M for mature (i.e. 18+). I post here because they kicked me out of the library book club.
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danwithouttheplan · 5 minutes ago
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there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"
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danwithouttheplan · 11 minutes ago
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let 'er rip *the wails of the damned reverberate through the forsaken halls of wickedness*
I tell you to "pull my finger" and when you do the gates of hell open to a cacophony of demonic cries
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danwithouttheplan · 15 minutes ago
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they don't even put puzzles on the cereal boxes anymore
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danwithouttheplan · 4 hours ago
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my other bumper sticker is a car
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danwithouttheplan · 5 hours ago
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I tell you to "pull my finger" and when you do the gates of hell open to a cacophony of demonic cries
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danwithouttheplan · 5 hours ago
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danwithouttheplan · 5 hours ago
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Take my hand. Come with me and roller skate the sadness away. Leave it behind on 8 wheels.
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danwithouttheplan · 5 hours ago
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danwithouttheplan · 5 hours ago
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Not to imply anything, but this smoothie straw can be used for more than just smoothies.
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danwithouttheplan · 5 hours ago
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100% all endings (organic, whole wheat, italian, bagel) bread aisle speed run.
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danwithouttheplan · 14 hours ago
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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words
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danwithouttheplan · 1 day ago
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Uni.
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danwithouttheplan · 1 day ago
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danwithouttheplan · 2 days ago
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danwithouttheplan · 2 days ago
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everybody hates on the cargo shorts until they suddenly need a place to store their cargo
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danwithouttheplan · 2 days ago
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what do red pandas even do
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danwithouttheplan · 4 days ago
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a wizard who can't log into their computer because they forgot their passward
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