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seth 😭
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friday night am i right brother
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aw thank you i try
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dan when phil gets a personal or sexual question about his past: ANSWER BITCH! LOL YOU WON'T. PUSSY
dan when phil gets a personal or sexual question about his present: if you as much as open your mouth i will gut you like a fish
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truly tho. dan sneakily trying to get some vitamins in his sickly victorian child of a man and phil giving dan hard liquor that’s connected to his deep-seated childhood trauma… yeah
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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating
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dan and phil playing these types of secret spilling games is so fucking stupid. imagine playing with them at a party, everyone gets asked about their worst breakup and someone drunkenly spills their heart out about this long relationship they had that ruined their life for five years and then dan or phil goes and is like "so back when i was 7-" girl shut the hell up
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This list was created consulting Year in Reviews, Fanlore articles, user feedback, vintage pinterest posts, and my own knowledge. Don't worry about not seeing the shows in their entirety, vote based on your judgement. Enjoy!
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happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.
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