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do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

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A Vase of Roses (1890) by Vincent van Gogh

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Holy shit Uncle Iroh takes no prisoners when it comes to being an ally

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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Many are talking about interpreting nosferatu (2024) as being about sexual abuse or repressed sexuality, some are saying both readings are equally valid, & Personally I'd go a step further and say it being Both is really The Point. That's really the driving force here, that's Ellen's inner conflict ... there's obviously old timey misogyny at play re: sexual repression, but more than that, she doesn't have a healthy relationship with sex because of what happened to her. It's about craving more of what hurt her & being disgusted and horrified by her own desire. It's the shame and guilt of it all. If some part of her wanted it, was it her own fault? <- Obviously Not but that's what she's thinking. The way it fucks with your head. Etc etc. You know

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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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THE WITCH (2015) / THE LIGHTHOUSE (2019) / THE NORTHMAN (2022) / NOSFERATU (2024)

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Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

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Angelica Rose 🌹

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We respect all types of work boots in this house. Like to charge, reblog to cast

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this made me cry so now i need everyone to see it