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taking mom and dad to Halloween Town 💀🎃👻

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My boyfriend created this song using the Sound Effects from Kingdom Hearts. He said he got stuck at the beginning, and then just decided to go whole ham. The result is…a wild ride.

I posted this here a while back, but Tumblr killed the post. :/ 

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My boyfriend created this song using the Sound Effects from Kingdom Hearts. He said he got stuck at the beginning, and then just decided to go whole ham. The result is…a wild ride.

I posted this here a while back, but Tumblr killed the post. :/ 

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Just saw a post where you said you saw the term "bi lesbian" as troublesome, and I'm just wondering why?

lesbians are not bisexual, we are lesbians. bisexuals and lesbians share a community and a lot of experiences, but we are by definition distinct sexualities. the term 'bi lesbian' as it has been explained to me describes, in varying cases, either a bisexual or a lesbian. but with an added word that is appended for a variety of reasons, all of which are troublesome:

def. 1. a bi lesbian is a lesbian who is also attracted to trans/nonbinary people (regular lesbianism is already a trans/nonbinary inclusive sexuality)

def. 2. a bi lesbian is a lesbian who is also attracted to men (that is not what a lesbian is, that is antithetical to the term lesbian and the notion that 'lesbian' includes attraction to men is...deeply shitty)

def. 3. a bi lesbian is a bisexual who prefers to date women (that's just a bisexual with an additional preference. lesbianism is NOT a preference)

the idea that you would have to append lesbianism to make it inclusive of trans/nonbinary people implies that lesbianism itself was inherently exclusive of trans/nonbinary people, which is untrue and lesbophobic

the idea that lesbians are attracted to men is untrue and lesbophobic

the idea that bi wlw should need to staple lesbianism onto bisexuality to legitimate or further clarify bisexual wlw relationships or attraction implies bi wlw as an identity is inherently less wlw than lesbians, which is untrue and biphobic

anyone who wants to supply me with a different definition of 'bi lesbian' is welcome to do so, but so far i have only heard the above three and i find them uhhh a bit lacking. this is what informs my stance

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WARNING: This is an NSFW post, please don’t read if you’re underage or don’t like this content. May have possessive, derogatory terms, and inappropriate behavior to some. These thoughts are completely random, probably not grammatically correct, and are chaotic! Please and Thank you!

Ffxv random NSFW thoughts!

If there was a kingdom of sass, Noctis would obviously be the king. Noctis being smug, and being slick with his words, makes me feel some type of way. His voice is literally my favorite! That chuckle after he gets knocked down and is in danger, is literally the best at making me super excited. For sure Noctis is a tease, and he will make his partner squirm for him until they go to the hotel or camp (He’s a freak in bed for sure). I have a HC that Noctis may not be a good flirt but since he’s a prince he’s used to saying what he wants directly, as if he said nothing at all. For instance, “So face down, ass up when we get to the hotel? JK, unless,” he purrs while pretending to put a hair behind his ear, giving you one of his famous smug smirks. Noctis would whisper the dirtiest line ever said, then blink as if he didn’t say such a thing.

However Noctis gets jealous easily, especially since his childhood was heavily guarded, even though he went to public school because King Regis wanted him to have a normal life before Noctis had to heed the prophecy’s call. Noctis watching his s/o like a hawk, not because he doesn’t trust his s/o, it’s because some men not all, tend to give unwarranted attention towards his s/o. Noctis wants to protect his s/o from creeps. When he does get jealous, his mood changes from his normal dorky behavior to a more sensual possessive manner. Noctis grabs his s/o by their arm and pull them away whoever is making him jealous. Then Noctis will do something that may think that is out of his character, just to find out that it’s not. He takes his s/o to a dead end alleyway or a closed off area where people don’t really have access to. He will asks s/o if they have feelings for the person who was “flirting” with s/o. Noctis doesn’t want to lose you, since his whole childhood was full of near experiences of death or seeing others death. Noctis deeply growls in his husky voice “ They can flirt with you all they want, but we both know you belong to me, and you love belonging to me,” as he kisses your forehead down to your neck, slowly sucking after every kiss and peck. He whispers sweet and dirty nothings as he does so. “Nobody is going to see how my good girl is such a good slut for me,” Noctis chuckles darkly in a seductive tone. “Look how my kitten mewls go well for me when I pet her here,” he smugly states, “Look how wet she is, slowly trickling down her slick to her ass and thighs,” he growls “No one could make you feel like this only me!” No matter what he is considerate with his darling, helping clean, dress and walk home from the spicy events that occurred not long before. He apologizes if he was too rough or if he hurt his s/o feelings, and will comfort them if needed be.

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I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

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Hell is when book covers get redesigned with the actors of the show/movie that was made based on it.

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This is now living in my head rent free, thank you, this is amazing!

I just had an amazing idea. The Huntress from dead by daylight and Lady Dimitrescu as a ship. Anna wants kids and Lady Dimitrescu has three daughters, she would be so happy because she could finally be a mother. Anna is very strong she can help chop wood and hunt. AU where the entity doesn't exist and Anna ends up in the village where Lady Dimitrescu gives a job, then they fall in love.

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used to think advertisements were just annoying but harmless but more and more every day i am growing to consider them a great and terrible evil

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I don't think anyone appreciates how funny Pope Franics actually is. Imagine being elected to the head of an over the top bad guy organization that would make you the final boss of a jrpg, and you spend your entire time there sitting around and saying things like "maybe we should reconsider our 'people dying is good' policy. I'm not saying we should reverse the 'people dying is good' policy, it's been our policy for thousands of years after all, but maybe we should, oh I don't know. Reconsider it." And every time you do so it causes half of a major world religion to get so pissed off that it almost causes a religious schism

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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

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I redid that entire KH-what-if-disney/not-disney-worlds sketch page from 2019 👁👁  

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Disability will have you thinking shit like “I’m not even that disabled. I can manage as long as I limit myself to very specific careers, never go shopping for more than an hour or two at a time, keep my plans open so I can cancel and stay in if need be, and only go out a few nights per week at the most”

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Not a single monkey survived the Neuralink experiment. I’ll bet Elmo can’t wait to start torturing and murdering human beings with this.

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“…the sight of Elon Musk charging towards Wikipedia with his trademark guile and delicacy was so predictable that it was almost relaxing. He saw a collective resource that people prized and he wanted to hurt it.”

Thoth knows Wikipedia’s not perfect, but I’d sooner have it handy than not have it.