ejaiculation made me do this (credit to her for the fCUKIGN DORITO SMUT)
Beau opened the door of the pantry abruptly, scurrying quickly for the blue packet he was so desperately craving. He searched all 5 shelves, until he eventually came to a hault. His lips curved into a smirk as his tongue painfully dragged across his plump bottom lip. His forehead began to lightly perspire as he reached his arm in and grasped the bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.
Beau clasped the bag in his right hand before gently caressing it with his left. The feeling of the crisp thin packaging between his long, thin fingers was almost orgasmic. His breath hitched in his throat before he slid the packet under his arm and headed towards his bedroom, unable to wipe the devilish grin and lust from his flushed, olive face.
After walking through the hallway which felt as if it was never ending, Beau finally reached his room. He flung the door open and threw the packet onto the bed. He carefully watched it burst open as the chips spread themselves over every inch of the cheese-soaked mattress. Beau quickly stripped down and took his throbbing length in one hand, rubbing his shaft up and down while admiring the orange coated chips. He moaned loudly before positioning himself on the bed. With his erection in one hand, he grabbed a fist full of the cheese coated corn chips and crumpled them onto his lower member. The crunchy touch send Beau crazy, but he was only getting started.
"Are you ready, my beautiful?" Beau chuckled to himself.
He gathered all of the chips together in one pile before ramming his thick cock into it fiercly. Beau threw his head back in intense pleasure as his body shook with every thrust.
"I’m almost there babe" Beau growled as he continued to pound into the corn chips as they crumpled around him at an extreme pace, sending Beau even further over the edge.
Within a few quick seconds, Beau had reached climax and decorated his orange coated snack with a new and improved flavour.