dariax-zaveon

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algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

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degrassi tellin it like it is again…..

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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

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Please i thought this was Chappell Roan

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the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

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family group chat

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Like a new friend!

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real estate agents taking the piss why even bother uploading a 75 pixel wide floor plan

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in american culture it's actually disrespectful to take time off of your job because it's seen as an insult to the economy

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all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

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if not friend why friend sha—

never mind