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Wow. Goncharov came out fifty years ago. It feels like it was just a year ago that I first laid eyes upon it

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Nintendo hatedom is crazy because like wdym y’all think the switch 2 not having an OLED screen and having inflation pricing is the most anti consumer, discourse worthy thing they’ve ever done but peach’s VA finding out she got recasted the day Mario kart world launched isn’t worth raising hell over or talking about whatsoever???

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I had some that I bought as emergency rations for the hiking portion the Duke of Edinburgh bronze award when I was like 14.

At 22, a full 5 years after completing my gold award, I was clearing out my cupboards in a vein attempt at tidying and found that same rucksack. I felt a lump in one pocket.

Half a block of Kendal mint cake. Still edible. Still smelling potently enough of mint that spiders avoided my bag.

a single andes chocolate mint from the olive garden can fully nourish an adult human for up to 96 hours

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every time someone calls a cis man an egg because he decides to deviate even slightly from traditional masculine gender norms, an angel loses its wings

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For all the MTG fans, if you know, then you know.

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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Would

Pros and cons of dating Ollie

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... I should probably get tested...

Also, only 50%?? I have like... 66% odds MINIMUM?

Unmedicated ADHD is actually hell why does everything I own have a 50% chance of vanishing as soon as I put it down

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That's the 1%

One of my favourite customer interactions

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Love,

Drive,

The part of the soul that goes through something truly awful and says "Never again".

It say "No one else has to go through this, not on my watch. "

It says "That rainy spot in Crime Alley is henceforth occupied, a little boy of eight is watching his parents bleed out there, every single night. No one else gets a turn on the tragedy wagon. As long as their is blood in my veins and air in my lungs, I will fight to ensure he is the Last."

That's what Batman is, that's who Bruce Wayne is. A mortal man, walking amongst gods, who has pledged his fragile body to forging a bulwark against the night.

He set himself an impossible task.

And he's going to succeed, even if it kills him.

The cowards of twitter are afraid to admit that Batman represents love

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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I mean, all bread is creature. You just normally kill the whole creature, rather than harvesting a portion it's mass for cooking and keeping it alive to harvest again later.

the making of sourdough bread scares me so bad what do you mean my bread is a creature

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Oh my god I share a birthday with the Stripped Club Peanits post.

two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

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I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.

Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.

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