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I'm genuinely thinking we should all take that season as a mass hysteria situation

So let me get this straight: Five hid from Lila that he had found his previous journal that told them how to get home just so that he could deepen his relationship with her and hide from the world? So that he could completely forget about his beloved wife Dolores and go on to steal his brother's wife and the mother of their children? And nonetheless without any of his family members knowing where he and Lila are? Completely abandoning his family? And potentially letting them die in another apocalypse?

Fuck that. To the max

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for the first time in my life i actually understand how religious people feel when someone does something outrageous with/to something related to their religion.

the only word i can think of when i think of TUA S4 is blasphemy. that thing was completely, utterly and heartbreakingly blasphemous.

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TUA season 4 watches as like, a bunch of middle schoolers had a single project for the WHOLE semester and they kinda procrastinated until like, two days to the deadline and only remembered because someone's mom went like "oh and that huge project worth 100% of your final grade? :D" and then they all scrambled to ChatGPT with whatever shitfuckery prompts they could come up with, printed it, tossed it into a blender, put the scraps into a clown hat (that tiny one), threw up on it, then sent that shit into a fan, and then scrapbooked everything together in some sort of Frankenstein-esque monster that would make Victor Frankenstein sob. and someway, somehow, they got a passing grade and the part of the fandom that has enough braincells, common sense and a little bit of reading comprehension is collective looking at them and their Despicable Blasphemous Thing™ like the disappointed little class nerd that knew it was so easy to just not fuck it up and yet they somehow did

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THE WORLD IS HEALING, BLESSED BE

Today, the richest person in the world suddenly and mysteriously drops dead. Tomorrow the same thing happens. It continues every day, unexplainable and unstoppable.

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as a brazilian, i agree

rice is the perfect food and westerners should eat more of it i'm so serious

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i am one (1) mention of that ridiculous season away from busting out my 10+ years of fanfic writer and my film degree and rewriting the whole last season of TUA into something little child me expected when she first read the comics and that adult me put HOPE into the WRONG PEOPLE APPARENTLY to make it come true [eyelid frantically twitching in barely contained rage] do i have the time? absolutely not. will i do it anyway? perhaps. 99% chance.

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yES FUCK SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS FUCK THE SEASON 4 IT NEVER EXISTED

Season 4 of tua is the opposite of fan service. Fan disservice if you will.

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did I install tumblr.com so I could RAGE against that shitty ass last season of TUA on my main instead of *only* on my cryptid fanaccount?

Y E S

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You're a whore

I love that about myself

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me, literally awake for 5 days straight: easy peasy im dyingsy

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lil matt damon SNAPPED

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ron: ugh how do i get hermione to go out with me

harry: have you tried asking her?

ron: no, that's too simple

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ok but like, hear me out

Severus Snape made a fucking dangerous spell from scratch just because and no one knows how (i mean, at least i don’t) and for some reason i can picture two muggleborns students at the library half studying half messing around and one of them points the wand at the books at the table and goes like “YEETUS THAT BOOKUS” and not only the books went flying across the library but they just absolutely put the whole ass wall plus the bookshelf to the ground and every single soul in a 5 mile radius it’s amazed about that new spell to the point that Minerva has to threat the students because they just can’t keeping rebuilding the whole castle twelve times a day

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i feel called out

The fact of the matter is that most authors of classic sword and sorcery fantasy couldn’t write dialogue that sounds like a human person to save their lives, and that’s why we invented wizards.

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oh to be an assassin hiding in the shadows of a victorian city 

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