Lol so fitting
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haha i love him
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i just wanted this on my blog forever (x)
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«You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby»
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You know you’ve had too much to drink when the liquor-induced spectral hallucinations kick in.
Oh, wait, you mean that really is the spirit of an old, blind man who just jumped across space and time that suddenly appeared in your ship and began talking to the silent prisoner you fished out of the ocean?
Well, then. Back to drinking.
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[Music voiceover Bring Me To Life by Evanescence]
Patrick: “Wake me up!”
Spongebob: “Wake me up inside!”
Patrick: “I can’t wake up!”
Spongebob: “Wake me up inside!”
Squidward: “Save me!”
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COMING OUT TO STRANGERS
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dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me
Who are you
Whats your favorite color
Favorite ship
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat
Thank
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7/12 : MY FIRST EVER ANIME MIX WOOOO
Christmas is getting closer *internal screaming
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watch in amazement as i flawlessly shift from emotionally detached to emotionally overwhelmed and unstable in a mere .72 seconds
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Lets play: OTP, BROTP, or NOTP
send me any ship, and I mean ANY ship, and I’ll tell you if its an OTP, BROTP, or NOTP!
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perfect recipe for mothers day:
Water: 35 l.
Carbon: 20 kg.
Ammonia: 4 l.
Lime: 1.5 kg.
Phosphorus: 800 g.
Salt: 250 g.
Saltpeter: 100 g.
Sulfur: 80 g.
Fluorine 7.5 g.
Iron 5 g.
Silicon 3 g.
trace amounts of 15 other elements.
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Fuck her from the back while she's cooking eggs in morning for you
Yall gonna learn to stop taking sex advice from tumblr when ya titty hit that hot pan on the stove
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