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Ramune Review: the Return - Melon Edition

Well it doesn't particularly taste like melon but maybe im expecting piel de sapo when this is trying to emulate cantaloupe or something. It's GreenTM

Ramune Review - Pineapple Edition

Pretty faint under the feeling of the carbonation but it does taste of pineapple. Somehow it has maintained its ability to bite you back

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It used to be a knight.

From a drawing challenge where the prompt was a moodboard of armours and flowers. I went full Excalibur/Green knight for it 👀

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Malcolm in the Middle (2000–2006) The Umbrella Academy (2019 ─ ) Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) The Simpsons (1989 ─ )

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dogthey kris is so important to me

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more college chara and frisk because i had so much fun with the first one lol

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “umineko no naku koro ni” youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear ive never seen grandpa outside of his study

my buddy gretel, pacing: beatrice is lying to us

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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Thinking about this

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when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed

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why did putting my phone in the opposite pocket make me lose any and all coordination

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between two

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Such peak charcater design

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Help I keep getting 12th place, how do I train this one

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package deal

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