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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hans Capon/Henry, Henry & Hynce Ptáček z Pirkštejna, Hans Capon & Hynce Ptáček z Pirkštejna, Hans Capon & Henry Characters: Hans Capon, Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Hynce Ptáček z Pirkštejna, Radzig Kobyla, Bernard of Oleshna (Kingdom Come: Deliverance) Additional Tags: Rating May Change, Post-Canon, Post-Canon Fix-It, Family, Getting Back Together, Happy Ending, Minor Character Death, Pining, POV Multiple, Self-Indulgent, Period-Typical Homophobia, or whatever its called when you get burned at the stake bc it's not okay to be gay welcome to 1400s :/, Letters, Reunions, Eventual Smut, Historical Inaccuracy, mainly regarding the times of people's death; nobody's eating potatoes in this one, Canon Compliant, Grief/Mourning, Hugs, because what's hansry without hugs, this is NOT a parent trap au, but it's also not NOT a parent trap au Summary:

Hynce first found out about Henry when he was eight years old. He didn’t mean to pry into Father’s private belongings, but while browsing the contents of the bookshelves he came across a prettily painted wooden box and, well, he couldn’t not open it. It contained a stack of letters penned undoubtedly by Father’s hand. All started with: “My dearest, Henry”

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Hans's son spends years reading unsent letters from Hans to a mysterious friend named Henry. At last, he decides to set off in search for him.

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🐥🐥🐥hans, henry & the hatchling part 2🐥🐥🐥

(part 1)

(hans never knew how to speak to babies, instead talking to hynce like to a short adult, which left him accidentally raising the sassiest kid in the kingdom)

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master and apprentice :3

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🐤🐤🐤hans, henry and the hatchling🐤🐤🐤

let's tire ourselves out and get read a bedtime story with papa (but not uncle henry, even though he is like so much better at bedtime stories :/)

part 1 part 2

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20,000 words into the not-parent-trap-au-hansry-and-hynce-fic and only now wrote hansry actually meeting, bc i went to the st. victor hugo school of never getting to the point ever

who knows, might throw in a cheeky little trivia chapter about sewage systems or recount a battle or two

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the oreska trio!

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the occupants of my new favourite venn diagram (i'm calling them the angry birds):

red, gold & white ✅

archers ✅

spoiled nobles ✅

taken care of by an angry uncle ✅

accompanied by a loyal dog(s) ✅

bird association ✅

i love them so much your honor ✅

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🐥🐥🐥hans, henry & the hatchling part 2🐥🐥🐥

(part 1)

(hans never knew how to speak to babies, instead talking to hynce like to a short adult, which left him accidentally raising the sassiest kid in the kingdom)

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🐤🐤🐤hans, henry & the hatchling🐤🐤🐤part 1

(part 2)

so i was thinking about various hansry scenarios after hans marries and has a kid who may or may not be named henry jr and i'm partial to two possible outcomes (bear in mind i only have random snippets of information about the events of the second game):

henry sticks around and becomes the coolest uncle ever. i decided to make it the best timeline and have hans' wife actually figure out that hans and henry used to be something before the wedding and decide to be cool with it; she becomes good friends with hans, spends her time chilling and travelling around while hans and henry live out their happily ever after and rattay becomes home to the most progressive family dynamics in europe

hans and henry split ways in a sad, dramatic and gay way bc they decide it's too painful to be around one another without being able to be with each other; henry peaces out, travels the country for a while, finally settles back in skalitz as a simple blacksmith with a lot of interesting stories to tell. fast forward a decade and a half and henry junior is digging through his dad's diaries and finds numerous mentions of a mysterious knight named henry who used to be a close friend of hans'. he goes off to search for him and sets off a mamma mia/parent trap kind of a plot yeah im putting my ship in a parent trap au. again. yeah i haven't yet figured out how it would work with only one kid instead of twins

OR those two scenarios can also be squished into one: where initially henry sticks around, but when henry jr is a couple of years old rumours start going around about how sir hans has a relationship with a certain knight so in order not to let hans' reputetion get hurt and his family suffer from having to deal with such scandal henry peaces out; years later, henry jr decides to find his dad's friend that he barely remembers from his childhood and bring him back to rattay

SO YEAH there will be more henry jr bc i think hansry deserve to have to deal with a little spoiled brat with the face of a pudgy angel

also henry refers to hans's son as a "hatchling", and i think "kuřátko" has a really nice ring to it 🐤

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just two blacksmiths comparing life philosophies

(just two nobles about to romance the shit out of them)

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🐥🐥🐥hans, henry & the hatchling part 2🐥🐥🐥

(part 1)

(hans never knew how to speak to babies, instead talking to hynce like to a short adult, which left him accidentally raising the sassiest kid in the kingdom)

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superhero au🦸‍♂️ bc who can stop me

whereas henry fell into a cauldron of radioactive kofola when he was a baby found a mysterious ring in the depths of old silver mines near skalitz which he climbed into on a drunken dare

while manically trying to get out of the mines he discovers that the ring gives him the ability to conjure solid constructs out of thin air

(bc, blacksmiths make weapons and now he does too)

godwin is his thesis supervisor, mentor and designated lore dropper

his first damsel in distress to save is, ofc, hans, on whom he tries out the superhero name he'd been workshopping for weeks (Czech-Mate) but when hans almost suffocates from laughter he decides to work on it a big longer (finally, he settles on the name The Blacksmith (after crossing out Captain Prague))

he also saves hans while in his civilsona, helping him out while hans's car breaks on the way to prague, where they both go to charles uni

they become friends in 0.8423 seconds which makes it ten times more difficult for henry to maintain his secret identity, well. secret. luckily we're in the superhero verse, so masks work like a charm

he wears a cape, bc i respect edna mode, but i respect the necessity for capes even more

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"our" bed 🛏️

original:

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genderfoolid

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they have one braincell between them and it's unequipped in pebbles' saddlebags most of the time