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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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if i ever got good at flirting people would die

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i will be j chilling and suddenly my veins are filled with fire

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what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink

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permission to lib out?

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YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

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collect my flop posts

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??????????

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take me out back and shoot me Tuesday

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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

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do NOT talk to your normal ass coworker about Dinner in America (2020)

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moodboard for when you and your homie fuse into one entity

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I don't know how long this will last, but all I hear is: Iran, Israel, America... as if Gaza doesn't exist, as if the world has forgotten the people suffering there.

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when the scheming advisor is exposed and detained and yells at the guards to unhand him thats actually a pretty reasonable response. up until like two minutes ago that wouldve just worked.

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having something wrong with your reproductive system is literally so funny when you think about it #MyEvilWomb