darkcybertron

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Yuup Thats me. Youre probsbky wondering how i got my self into this situation . Welll, im a drainfly . We eat sludge and stagnnant water out of drains . (RECORD SCRATHCH) "ewwww! " What ! Are you kidding ! this stuff is the tastest EVER ! Come on , Ill Show you. MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAINFLY

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sassy and obnoxious ✨

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maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.

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worst fear is that i write something from the heart and it gets mocked as #tumblrprose . second worst fear is big big big big ant colony conspiring to kill me to death

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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something

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"ouhhhh" is a different emotion from "ough" which is a different emotion from "augh" which is a different emotion from "wough". I could go on. and these all convey different feelings depending on spelling variation and how many "h"s you add at the end too

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Can people from the United States stop making jokes about “WW3 😜”….there are people in Iran evacuating their neighborhoods, places they grew up, and all YOU are experiencing is watching the news and a few TikToks….

You are not at war, you will most likely never see war, and if your “dark humor” is coming at the expense of others then it is not dark humor, you’re just an asshole.

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having been invested in star wars when the sequel trilogy was coming out, them not having a plan is hilarious if not kind of sad in hindsight. the theories. the analysis. we were all so sure of what would happen, of what they were foreshadowing with each scene. WHO is finn really? rey is a skywalker. no rey is a kenobi. no rey is a nobody. WHO is snoke really? WHERE has luke been? characters will go through sensical character arcs. kylo ren will earn his cunty little theme song by actually being an effective villain with agency just you watch guys. no kylo ren will be redeemed in a narratively satisfying way. no kylo ren will die of consumption like a little victorian street urchin. don't worry about it guys they haven't forgotten about finn; it's all building to something. oh boy oh man no way will palpatine somehow return that's ridiculous. we were fighting in our own star wars about it. but they didn't know chat. the worst fan theory you could possibly think of has a more coherent plot than what the studio had in mind (nothing babes). billions of dollars in movie ticket sales and they didn't have an agreed upon story. please buy new colour lightsaber at your nearest disney store. share prices are built on hope.

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man, The Character really strikes me as someone who would struggle with Same Problems I Have, for no apparent reason

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I can't access the whole article but um. The US just bombed Iran

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Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000)

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Check out the bonus panel on the site!

SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE

Buy this comic as a print!

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in case anyone wants to play unicorns just so you know i'm a hybrid unicorn-pegasus with fire for my mane and tail and also i'm built like a percheron and the feathering above my hooves is also fire but it's magic so it won't hurt you so don't worry also i have a scar on my nose from the magic lightning bridle i used to have to wear before i escaped