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darkdaysforyoursolstice · 1 month ago
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oldschool babey 😎 prints | patreon
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darkdaysforyoursolstice · 1 month ago
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Shadowheart thinks she’s so edgy and mysterious but deep down inside she is all about the dad jokes.
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Say cheese!!!
Drawing the whole damn squad was quite some work but I've done it. These are for MCM London specifically...getting them printed as little faux polaroid pics :3c
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darkdaysforyoursolstice · 1 month ago
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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.
But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.
And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.
And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.
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darkdaysforyoursolstice · 1 month ago
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When your BG3 crew doesn't know a damn thing
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2/3 of these people do not do cardio
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THAT one's goin on the list too now!
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darkdaysforyoursolstice · 2 months ago
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The Absolute: "NOW I WILL SEE INTO YOUR MIND, ALL YOUR SECRETS WILL BE LAID BARE BEFORE ME!"
Tav: "..."
The Absolute: "... WHY ARE THE ONLY THOUGHTS IN YOUR HEAD ABOUT SHADOWHEART?"
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darkdaysforyoursolstice · 2 months ago
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I've been playing alot of harvest moon/stardew recently and was wondering how the companions would react to a tav or durge prefering to settle down for the farming life post game. I know Shadowheart would love it anyway but Astarion would be the type to groan about the summer heat at times.
Btw love your work ❤️
Awh thank you! I freaking love stardew valley, I actually got to the point where I would see things in real life and be like oh i need that for my bundle...
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Minthara:
Minthara had agreed to come with you back to your little patch of dirt. That was the first miracle.
She stood at the edge of the field, arms crossed, eyes narrowed at the rows of squash you'd lovingly planted weeks ago. Her elegant armor had been swapped—begrudgingly—for leather trousers and a dark green blouse with the sleeves rolled up. She claimed she only wore it because it “blended well with the shadows.”
In reality, she looked dangerously attractive, and you told her so often enough that it stopped earning you eye rolls.
“I still don’t see the appeal,” she muttered one morning, kneeling beside you in the loamy soil as you both weeded a row of carrots. “Endless dirt. Scratching at the ground like a deep gnome grub. You truly believe this is more fulfilling than conquering the Underdark?”
You grinned, pushing your hair back and letting the sun warm your face. “The carrots don’t scream when I pull them out of the ground.”
Minthara snorted—an actual laugh, short and sharp. She caught herself, frowning like she hadn’t meant to let it slip.
“I could grow mushrooms,” she said after a pause. “Real mushrooms. Not these surface-dwelling imitations.”
You perked up. “You want to farm?”
“I do not want to farm,” she snapped, yanking a weed a little too aggressively. “I simply think someone must bring standards to this pitiful excuse for agriculture.”
That night, you caught her carefully organizing mushroom spores in neat rows in the shaded part of the garden, whispering Drow words of encouragement under her breath.
And every evening, she helped you without complaint. She said it was only because you were “hopeless on your own,” but there was a softness in her touch when she handed you tools, when she brushed dirt from your face. Once, she found a fat, horned beetle in the lettuce patch and spent nearly an hour observing it before letting it crawl onto her hand and releasing it at the edge of the forest.
“I could get used to this,” she murmured that night, curled beside you on the porch. The stars glittered above like Underdark crystal formations, distant and sharp.
“You already have,” you whispered back.
She didn’t argue.
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Karlach:
Karlach loved it from the very first moment she stepped onto the farm.
“This place is sick!” she bellowed, boots thudding across the dirt as she chased one of the goats around the field. “Look at this little beastie—oh, she’s got attitude! Just like me!”
You could barely keep up with her enthusiasm.
Where you had slowly learned the rhythm of the fields, Karlach plunged headfirst into it—planting, harvesting, repairing fences with her bare hands. She named every single animal and gave them nicknames too. Your prize ram? “Sir Headbutt.” The hen with the limp? “Motherclucker”
You’d wake some mornings to find her sitting in the barn, curled up with your herd of goats, one snoring against her shoulder as she scratched behind its ears.
You stood in the doorway, arms folded. “I’m starting to think you love the goats more than me.”
Karlach looked up, grinning that wild, warm grin. “Babe. You don’t chew cud and you hog the blankets. These little sweeties are pure, no complaints.”
You made a show of gasping in betrayal, and she laughed so hard she nearly toppled into the hay.
She was clumsy with gardening, planting seeds so deep they never saw the light of day, but she didn’t care.
“I’m all about the brawn of the operation, baby!” she said, hoisting a broken fence post like a weapon of war. “You’re the one with the gentle hands. You’re the heart. I’m just the muscle.”
You couldn’t count how many times you found her fixing things, adding improvements. She built a rainwater system for the fields, oiled the hinges of every barn door, and even made a small, hand-carved sign with all the names of the animals.
She hung it crooked on purpose.
And on summer days, when the sun burned and the sweat clung to your back, she'd scoop water straight from the well and splash it over both of you, laughing as you sputtered.
“You look good with dirt on your nose,” she’d say, brushing it off with her calloused thumb.
And you’d smile, because she was the kind of fire that didn’t burn—it warmed. And here, among the goats and gardens and peace, her flame could finally just... flicker, without fear.
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Lae'zel:
No one had expected Lae’zel to take well to the slow life of a farm. She had always been all sharp angles, roaring fire, and a blade ready at a moment’s notice. But then again—no one had expected her to stay, either. And she did. With you.
What none of you accounted for was how seriously she’d take the training of the livestock.
"These creatures lack discipline!" she declared one morning, standing in the field, arms crossed and unimpressed as a trio of goats casually ignored her barking orders and continued to gnaw on the same patch of fence they’d been told—repeatedly—not to chew.
She turned to you, eyes narrowed. “Do they understand Common?”
"They understand,” you said, trying not to laugh as a particularly rebellious chicken pecked at her boot. “They just don’t care.”
You would have offered to help, but you were too busy melting at the sight of Xan, the tiny Githyanki infant wrapped securely to her chest in a sling you had made together. Lae’zel had first insisted that she didn’t need it—that she could carry her hatchling in her arms at all times like a proper warrior—but even she couldn’t argue with the convenience of two free hands. Especially for chicken combat.
You’d find her some mornings standing in the pasture, her face serious as she recited commands to the goats and hens like they were soldiers on a battlefield. "Form ranks! Maintain spacing! No, Clucker, no! That is not your perch—”
And all the while, little Xan would nap contentedly against her, a bundle of soft green skin and big yellow eyes, utterly unmoved by the chaos of the yard. Occasionally he’d gurgle and tug at her leathers with one hand. Every time you saw the two of them, your heart swelled nearly to bursting.
You leaned against the fence one afternoon, watching as a pig stubbornly refused to move out of Lae'zel's designated “training circle.”
“You know,” you said, grinning as she glared at it with more intensity than she had ever shown a goblin, “maybe farming isn’t about commanding obedience.”
“It should be,” she replied sharply. “They would be more efficient.”
Still, you saw her lips twitch when a goat headbutted her in protest. And she didn’t stop them from clambering all over her later when you both sat in the grass and let Xan play in the sun.
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Shadowheart:
The house was small, sun-dappled, and always smelled like hay and something baking. Scratch lay sprawled across the front steps most days, belly-up, completely spoiled. The owlbear—too big for the barn, too curious to be penned—had taken to nesting in the orchard, gently knocking apples from the trees like it was performing some kind of divine rite.
Shadowheart had fallen in love with it all faster than even she expected.
You found her in the mornings tending to the goats with a quiet, practiced grace, her long hair tied up messily, a smear of dirt across one cheek that she never noticed. Her cleric’s robes had been replaced with linen tunics and earth-toned skirts—though her armor still hung by the door, just in case.
“What happened to the chicken pen?” you asked once, only to be met with a long sigh and her pointing silently toward Scratch—muddy, feather-covered, and absolutely unrepentant.
You were never alone. Not really. The animals had adopted you both. Scratch followed you everywhere. The owlbear guarded the house like it was the holiest temple. You even had a few stray cats that Shadowheart swore she didn’t feed, but you caught her slipping them treats more often than not.
Still, there was one part of the land she hadn’t explored yet—because you were keeping it a secret.
You worked on it in the evenings, tucked away behind the western slope of the hill. A dozen rows of posts were driven deep into the soil, with the first few vines already climbing, green tendrils reaching for the sky. You’d been studying grape varieties, borrowing books from Gale, and mapping sun paths like your life depended on it.
And finally, one golden evening, you took her hand and said, “There’s something I want to show you.”
She followed without question, her fingers warm in yours, and when you rounded the hill, her breath caught.
“You—” she started. “You planted a vineyard?”
“For us,” you said simply. “I know you love wine. I thought… one day, you could make your own.”
She stared in stunned silence, eyes glossy in the light.
“This is…” Her voice trembled, and she smiled so wide you saw the dimples that only showed when she was truly, deeply happy. “You’re ridiculous.”
“You love it.”
“I do.” She launched herself at you, arms thrown around your neck, kissing you with such fervor that you stumbled backward into the half-dug earth. “You sappy, wonderful thing. I don’t deserve you.”
“You absolutely do,” you whispered, burying your face in her hair.
And from the other side of the hill, the owlbear let out a low hoot of approval—promptly followed by Scratch barking and barreling toward the two of you like a freight train.
“You know,” Shadowheart said as you braced for impact, “we might have too many animals.”
“I regret nothing.”
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Jaheira:
Jaheira had said no at first.
She’d crossed her arms, brow furrowed in that eternally war-hardened way, and declared she was not the “settling down type.” A Harper, a druid, a warrior—too much duty still ran in her blood, and she wasn’t one to lie to herself.
And yet, you often found her on the porch in the morning, sleeves rolled up, tending to the basil or trimming back the ivy that tried to swallow the trellis. Her hands were calloused, steady, already shaped by years of coaxing life from the soil—and the moment she touched the earth here, she remembered. Not war. Not rebellion.
Peace.
She fit into the rhythm of the farm as if she’d always belonged. Milking the goats, harvesting herbs, reorganizing the tool shed within an inch of its life.
“A sharpened blade is less likely to betray you than a dull one,” she’d say when she caught you leaving shears in the dirt. You tried—gently���to get her to stop sometimes.
“Jaheira,” you’d say, handing her a mug of tea in the shade, “you’re supposed to relax. Remember that? The whole ‘breathing’ thing?”
She’d huff, but her smile would betray her.
“I’ll rest when the tomatoes stop growing unevenly,” she’d mutter, before adding with quiet fondness, “Besides… this is good work. Healing work.”
And the best days—the very best days—were when her children visited.
The younger ones would come tumbling down the trail with satchels and stories, running up to greet their mother, who stood like a pillar of strength at the garden gate. The number of times Jaheira had to pry Fig from a scarecrow as she was practising her 'wrestling moves' was one too many. You’d watch her soften visibly, smile lines crinkling, arms open as they piled into her.
They helped with the animals, with mixed results. One of them always ended up covered in chicken feathers, another face-first in a flowerbed, and Jaheira would roll her eyes while secretly delighting in every second of it.
It was domestic. Soft. Loud and messy and full of warmth.
Every now and then, you’d catch her staring out over the fields as the sun set, a quiet melancholy in her eyes. You knew she felt the pull of Harper duty—that someday, she’d have to return to that life. But she never pulled away from this one.
And you never stopped reminding her: “This moment is yours. Don’t let it slip away.”
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Gale:
Gale loved farm life. Maybe a bit too much.
He delighted in every step of the process—from sowing seeds to baking fresh bread in the stone oven. He was the first to rise (with magically summoned coffee, of course), and the last to go to bed, always muttering about “optimal composting cycles” and “rotational planting enchantments.”
You never had to worry about the crops failing. Not when Gale enchanted the soil to stay perfectly moist and fertile. Not when your scarecrow occasionally waved to you and politely asked for new clothes.
And that might’ve been fine.
Until he started taking the produce to Blackstaff Academy.
"Look at this carrot!" he’d proclaim with the glee of a proud parent, holding up a perfectly orange, absolutely normal vegetable.
Then he’d bring it back.
And it would be the size of a horse’s leg, glowing faintly, humming with a magical pulse, and—for reasons unknown—smelling like cinnamon.
"Gale!" you’d exclaim. "It’s a carrot. It does not need to be arcane-tuned!"
“But imagine the nutritional value!” he’d insist, delighted. “It now increases constitution by two points for an hour! Also, I added a small glamour charm—look, it sparkles in the moonlight!”
You buried your face in your hands. “It was for stew. Now it looks like it is for a health potion with a beard.”
The tomatoes came back one week with eyes and a faint sense of existential dread. The potatoes exploded on contact with fire. A single cucumber once tried to recite Elminister.
You instituted a new rule: No magical alterations unless specifically requested.
Gale apologized with his signature dramatic charm, bowing deeply and presenting you with a bouquet of roses (grown in your garden, made of light, that sang quietly when touched). You forgave him. Eventually.
You did catch him sneaking a pumpkin to his satchel the next week. You pretended not to see it.
After all, the man who once swallowed a Netherese orb deserved a little whimsy.
But gods help him if your wine starts talking.
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Astarion:
The summer sun blazed above your little stretch of farmland, turning the sky into a wide, cloudless expanse of light and heat. Cicadas sang from the trees. The golden fields shimmered. You were sweating through your shirt, but you'd gotten used to it by now. Not everyone had, though.
“I am wilting,” Astarion declared from the shade of a fig tree, fanning himself with a piece of parchment and looking like the most glamorous corpse in Faerûn.
You were knee-deep in the garden bed, dirt up to your elbows, pulling weeds with the satisfied sort of grunt that only came from knowing your tomatoes were going to thrill the next farmer’s market.
“You know, you are wearing a magical ring that lets you walk in the sun,” you reminded him, not even glancing back.
“Yes, and I am grateful,” he said in a tone that was both long-suffering and exasperated. “But that doesn’t mean I must enjoy it. Honestly, do farms not understand the concept of ‘shade’? Or a cool breeze? Or a bloody parasol?”
You chuckled and wiped sweat from your brow. “I can take the ring back, you know. Could always go back to lurking in crypts and brooding in velvet.”
There was a beat of silence.
Then: “How dare you.”
You turned just in time to see him stalk toward you, predator grace still intact despite his muttering.
“That was a threat, wasn’t it?” he said, tone mock-scandalized. “You’d condemn me to a shadowed existence just to win this argument?”
Before you could get a word out, Astarion planted both hands on your chest and shoved. You stumbled backward with a yelp, landing with a mighty splash in the nearby pond, water closing over your head with a slap. When you surfaced, spitting water and pushing your hair out of your face, he was at the edge of the pond, arms folded, grinning.
“Next time you threaten to take away my precious accessories,” he said smugly, “perhaps you’ll remember who you’re dealing with.”
“Oh, I remember,” you said, swimming toward him with a grin of your own. “I also remember that you’re a terrible swimmer.”
His eyes narrowed. “Don’t you—!”
You grabbed his ankle and yanked. Astarion screeched like an offended seagull as he tumbled in after you, limbs flailing in the most elegant way a vampire can flail. The water swallowed him with a splash, and when he resurfaced, gasping, you were already laughing.
“Well,” you said, treading water beside him. “You’re cool now.”
His curls were plastered to his forehead, pale skin gleaming with pond water, clothes clinging in all the right places.
“I loathe you,” he hissed, completely unconvincing as he waded toward you.
“You love me,” you replied, and when he tried to dunk you under, you laughed even harder. He did try to drown you (with affection), and the pond echoed with splashes and laughter long into the afternoon.
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Wyll:
Wyll loved the farm. Really, truly loved it. He dove into farm life with the same unshakable optimism he brought to battle: sleeves rolled up, a bright smile on his face, and an absolutely terrible sense of crop rotation.
“Look!” he said, beaming, holding up a vaguely wilted carrot. “That’s my fifth one! It only took me six tries!”
The carrot was... lopsided. And slightly blue.
You peered at it. “Wyll... did you plant it next to Gale’s ‘experimental vegetables’ again?”
He gave you a sheepish grin. “Maybe?”
Despite his noble upbringing, Wyll took to labor like it was second nature. He loved feeding the chickens (even if they pecked at his boots), singing as he milked the goats (who responded by trying to eat his shirt), and tending the soil (even if he constantly mixed up which plants needed full sun or partial shade).
But he tried. Gods, did he try.
He’d wake up before sunrise to help gather eggs and bring you wildflowers with muddy fingers and a bashful smile. He gave names to every single pumpkin, saluted the cows like old comrades, and taught the pigs how to sit. (One of them sort of learned. You suspected it was coincidence.)
The vegetables he harvested often ended up a little too bruised, or crooked, or tiny—but he presented them with the proud air of someone who had just defeated a demon lord.
“This one’s for you,” he’d say, placing a funny little beet in your hand like it was a diamond.
And honestly? It was perfect. Because Wyll’s joy was infectious. His laughter echoed over the fields. His presence made every sunrise feel warmer, every day brighter. Even if his corn always grew sideways.
“I might not be the best farmer,” he’d admit, rubbing the back of his neck, “but I’m exactly where I want to be.”
And when you kissed him, fingers brushing dirt from his cheek, you couldn’t help but agree.
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Halsin:
If anyone was born to thrive on a farm, it was Halsin.
Where others groaned about early mornings and sore backs, Halsin greeted the day with that warm, deep voice and a calm certainty that made the roosters crow more enthusiastically. Shirtless more often than not, with the morning light catching on his golden skin and broad shoulders, he looked like a god of the harvest incarnate—muscles flexing as he hefted hay bales like they were pillows.
You tried not to gawk every time he wiped the sweat from his brow with the hem of his tunic.
(You failed often.)
“I thought you were a druid,” you teased one day, leaning on a fencepost, watching him load the cart with fresh hay. “Shouldn’t you be turning into a bear and napping under trees or something?”
Halsin smiled, the kind of smile that settled in your bones like warmth. “Being one with nature doesn’t mean shying away from hard work. Besides, the goats get nervous when I shift. And they like it when I talk to them.”
He said this while gently stroking the head of a particularly moody billy goat, who stared up at him like he hung the moon.
You raised a brow. “Are you telling them secrets?”
“I’m telling them not to eat your herb garden,” he said. “Again.”
It wasn’t just his strength or his ease with the animals—it was the way Halsin belonged here. The land responded to him. Trees leaned in closer. The soil felt richer. Even the bees seemed to hover around him longer than they should’ve. And when the chores were done and you sat together beneath the old oak with your hands dirty and your hearts full, it felt like everything was in balance.
He never rushed you, never questioned your need for this life. He only helped shape it into something stronger, steadier. More alive.
And when he pressed a kiss to your temple after a long day, murmuring about stew for dinner and the chickens needing checking, and building some new play equipment for the goats -and the orphans, you couldn't help but smile.
Because your druid? He wasn’t just a bear in the forest. He was the heart of this little farm.
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OMG how freaking wholesome was this, I did it more as a drabble style as I kinda had rambling thoughts about this, but I hope you guys enjoyed this! - Seluney xox
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darkdaysforyoursolstice · 3 months ago
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obviously i’m the one choosing for her to do this but at some point shadowheart casting guidance every time you speak to somebody displays a quite funny lack of confidence
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darkdaysforyoursolstice · 4 months ago
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Lae’zel’s romance arc is literally everything like it’s a one night stand. It’s a two night stand but she pretends she isn’t dying to be with you again. She’s a domme. She’s a bottom. She doesn’t believe in love and doesn’t like to cuddle. She thinks you’re weak for showing interest in her. She thinks she’s weak because she can’t stop thinking about you. She wakes you up in the middle of the night and makes you duel her because she doesn’t know what else to do about being obsessed with you. She cries and confesses her devotion to you if you win. She cries and confesses her devotion to you if you lose. She will tell everyone about your sexual exploits without shame. She’s embarrassed if you try to kiss her in public. She growls at you if you stop kissing her public. She is extremely possessive of you. She wants you to be as extremely possessive of her and is the most visibly heart broken if you cheat on her. She takes half the game building up the courage to ask you to cuddle. She changes her entire perception of the world because you showed her to was ok to approach things differently. She gives you multiple terms of endearment. She’s terrified that your relationship will end after all of this is over. The climax of her romance is holding her hand.
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darkdaysforyoursolstice · 4 months ago
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BG3: Roasting Marshmallows Headcanons
With the amount of campfires they have in camp, I only felt it was natural that sometime the party would get around to roasting marshmallows!
Wyll: into it, patiently roasting his marshmallow until it’s a nice golden brown.
Karlach: loves it, really wants to do a good job but keeps getting too excited and burns hers. Wyll has to help her.
Gale: trying to prove that roasting a marshmallow using magic is a quicker and superior method.
Lae’zel: has no patience for this, immediately burns hers and eats it, doesn’t understand why everyone else doesn’t do this too.
Shadowheart: Competitive with everyone, bent on making the perfect marshmallow to prove Lae’zel wrong.
Astarion: at first he pretends he’s not interested in such childish activities, then later makes Wyll or Karlach roast one for him.
Halsin: Food? Cooked? He’s eating them straight from the bag.
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darkdaysforyoursolstice · 5 months ago
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darkdaysforyoursolstice · 5 months ago
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someone tried out the new lae'zel ending choice where you can say to her she can pick for herself what she does, and she fuckin uh. forced them to go with her to the astral plane.
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i'm fucking crying
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darkdaysforyoursolstice · 6 months ago
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caitvi wip i miss them so much
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darkdaysforyoursolstice · 6 months ago
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Was thinking about modern AUs and the fact that I wouldn't let Astarion drive my car, so here's my thoughts on how good of drivers the origins are:
Wyll - It's as smooth a ride as his dance moves but he will wildly swerve to dodge surprise squirrels and potholes. He's apologetic as far as making you motion sick, but Wyll takes good care of his car and the local wildlife.
Karlach - You will probably get there in one piece but you should bring ear protection because the music will be BLASTING. Her speed is vibes-based. A great time if you enjoy chaos, a nightmare if you are a nervous passenger.
Gale - So long as he's focused on the road he's fine. Almost Wyll-tier good driving. If he starts yapping though, you will miss the next four exits and possibly run a red. Hold on tight and keep an eye on how much gas is left in the tank, what he's talking about is more important than that pesky light.
Lae'zel - Brutal efficiency. She rolls up with a custom route already mapped out in her mind and is offended if you suggest she use a GPS just in case. No music, only extremely niche podcasts. You will reach your destination exactly on time and will feel compelled to tip her.
Shadowheart - The only passive-aggressive driver you've ever seen. She'll cut someone off and then roll her eyes for them having the nerve to be in her lane. It's a little scary, especially when she says she used to be worse. She uses her turn signal as she's turning. This is her world and we are all living in it.
Astarion - He can't drive. I refused to believe it.
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darkdaysforyoursolstice · 6 months ago
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The BG3 Headcanons No-one Asked For (43)
I have no idea what number this was supposed to be, but who cares? I came up with this yesterday while I was on the plane. One of the perks of being bored and having nothing to do!
Let's talk about the companions' main ways of showing affection to you as their romance partner. I refuse to call them love languages because that concept is more of a meme than anything at this point.
Astarion
His most unconventional way to show love is teasing. He'll tease you to no end, but always playfully and in a cute way.
Only he can tease you though! If anyone else dares to try, he'll get ready to verbally - and physically, if need be - obliterate them. It's only funny if he does it!
Another one of his weird ways to show affection is to make you feel needed. How does he do that? By pretending he doesn't know how to use certain devices or things like opening a jar. That gives you a chance to show off how smart or strong you are, and he secretly really admires you for those traits.
Gale
As someone who fell in love with a goddess and always felt a little inferior, he has the strong urge to impress you, so he's a grand gesture kind of guy. He'll pay the bard at the tavern to play your favorite song, buy all the theater tickets so he can be alone with you, study for days how to conjure up an accurate illusion of a place you've always wanted to visit...
Food is another sign of love for him. He loves cooking for you, and he's great at it. He always makes sure you have plenty of your favorite ingredients in the pantry so he can prepare meals and snacks that will make you smile.
Attention to detail is his thing. Apart from the grand gestures, he will make sure every little detail is to your liking. He's constantly taking notes of your favorite colors, scents, flowers, how hot you drink your tea and with how much sugar or honey and so on.
Karlach
Physical touch! After so many years not getting any cuddles, she won't waste a single second. No matter who is around, she'll hold your hand, kiss you, rest her head on your shoulder, wrap an arm around your waist, pull you onto her lap...
Shows a lot of curiosity in your interests, even if she doesn't personally relate to them. Like, although she hates reading, she'll make the effort to read your favorite book, no matter how long it takes her and how often she gets distracted or passes out. And even if she's never seen a horse, she'll learn to ride one so she can join you on your next route.
Sometimes she can get a little possessive of you, but in a cute, harmless way. Sometimes you'll be out in public and she'll have her arms around you so the others know you're hers. And she likes giving you lovebites more than she should.
Lae'zel
All about cute aggression. She'll tackle you, bite your neck or ears or cheeks, punch your shoulder, squeeze you... Of course, she does it lovingly, although sometimes it's hard for her to control her strength.
Gets extremely protective of you. If anyone dares to talk to you, look at you or touch you in a way she deems inappropriate, they better be ready to face her. She won't let anyone get away with that. Imagine the classic "Excuse me, they said no pickles" meme.
In private, she's a massive cuddlebug, but in a cat-like manner. You'll be sitting on the couch and she'll rest her head on your lap and expect you to touch her hair. The sounds she makes are barely humanoid, and she'll growl at you and put your hand back in its place if you have the audacity of stopping.
Shadowheart
Loves giving you nicknames. Those can range from insulting (donkey, idiot) to the cheesiest thing you've ever heard (my precious little treasure, my starry sky).
Will find any excuse to touch you. In public, it will be very subtle (holding your hand under the table, placing her hand in the small of your back while she leads you somewhere), but in private she's as cuddly as Lae'zel. And wants kisses all the time.
Communication is her thing. She may not seem like it, but she's very verbal about her love for you. That's why she constantly texts you or leaves cute little notes around the house to wish you a nice day, gives you compliments whenever there is a chance and always whispers an "I love you" when she kisses you goodbye.
Wyll
As expected, he's the epitome of chivalry. He'll carry your stuff for you (yes, even if you're a lot bigger than him), hold the doors open, give you his cloak/jacket when it gets cold, serve you water first... any of those good old-fashioned gestures.
Loves giving you gifts. Sometimes bought, sometimes simply a cute rock or flower he found on the way. Or even stuff he owns and has no use for anymore but thinks you'd like to have.
No matter how busy he is with his adventuring, city council shenanigans, kids or whatever he's up to, there's a spot during the tenday he's saving especially for you. Spending time together is sacred to him.
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