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Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

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I love how you can put literally anything in the tags except for commas. You can have whole-ass ideas and thoughts and messages in there... Just not structured and coherent ones.

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Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:

Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.

How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.

I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.

I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.

You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.

Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.

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Campeche spiny-tailed iguana

"Cachryx alfredschmidti"

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UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

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*general anesthesia meaning you were knocked out/put under NOT numbed for a procedure during which you were awake (which is local anesthesia)

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English added by me :)

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

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If you want to know how US politics are going at the moment: Kamala Harris has taken to brushing off criticisms from Trump/Vance by (correctly) just calling them weird and moving on.

J.D. Vance has reached out to several news outlets, asking them to print stories about how this definitely does not make him mad.

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