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darkeneddreamer · 4 months
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It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.
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darkeneddreamer · 8 months
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“Ohh, so a rapier is like: ”Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.” “
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darkeneddreamer · 1 year
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darkeneddreamer · 1 year
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Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive
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darkeneddreamer · 1 year
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darkeneddreamer · 1 year
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the ninth house being called the house of the sewn tongue. the sewn tongue, a ritual quite unlike any other form of necromancy that prevents the subject from speaking on a certain topic. the sewn tongue, which appears to be at least part flesh magic, something very much not typically associated with the ninth, and the only way to subvert it being to remove one's entire jaw. harrow kissing ianthe to confirm the sewn tongue was still in place. alecto kissing/biting harrow and verbally identifying her as the blood of anastasia. anastasia, who believed she had perfected lyctorhood, only to "fail" and "force" john to kill her cavalier to "save" her when she tried. anastasia, who in all likelihood had to be forcibly prevented from speaking the truth. anastasia, who then founded the ninth house to guard alecto and made some arrangement with her. the ninth house, which at terrible cost ensured that the blood of anastasia lasted those ten thousand years. the ninth house, the symbol of which is a jawless skull
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darkeneddreamer · 1 year
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Cinnamon Bear, Bryan Davies - Here is the bedroom we finished for our rescued shelter cat (Wyatt) this weekend. He actually goes in to nap and watch birds on YouTube :). Fame hasn’t gone to Wyatt’s head, even after he got an article by Stephen Messenger @dodo !
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darkeneddreamer · 1 year
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overslept
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darkeneddreamer · 1 year
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WGA on strike….DGA and SAG rumored to follow soon….let’s fucking GOOOOOOOOOO
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darkeneddreamer · 1 year
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how to dress so girls and crows will notice me but security cameras won’t
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darkeneddreamer · 2 years
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darkeneddreamer · 2 years
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november mood
permanent mood
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darkeneddreamer · 2 years
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why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.
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darkeneddreamer · 2 years
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darkeneddreamer · 2 years
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darkeneddreamer · 2 years
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darkeneddreamer · 2 years
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Me age 11 finding out dragon age 2 had sex scenes on the 21 inch monitor in the middle of our living room
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