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I hate that I have to do this, but I may wind up losing my home or being bankrupt if I can't come up with at least 10% of this.

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I decided to make this post here before I scuttle away again. This loss tragic and heartbreaking. Especially to something as unpredictable and senseless as a car accident.

But I also know that hearing about news like this can be distressing and triggering for people and their mental health. If you’ve been struggling or the discourse in the community has you feeling lost, I’ve put a list of mental health and suicide hotline numbers for different countries under the cut.

Argentina: +5402234930430

Australia: 131114

Austria: 017133374

Belgium: 106

Bosnia & Herzegovina: 080 05 03 05

Botswana: 3911270

Brazil: 212339191

Bulgaria: 0035 9249 17 223

Canada: 5147234000 (Montreal); 18662773553 (outside Montreal)

Croatia: 014833888

Denmark: +4570201201

Egypt: 7621602

Finland: 010 195 202

France: 0145394000

Germany: 08001810771

Hong Kong: +852 2382 0000

Hungary: 116123

Iceland: 1717

India: 8888817666

Ireland: +4408457909090

Italy: 800860022

Japan: +810352869090

Mexico: 5255102550

New Zealand: 0508828865

The Netherlands: 113

Norway: +4781533300

Philippines: 028969191

Poland: 5270000

Russia: 0078202577577

Spain: 914590050

South Africa: 0514445691

Sweden: 46317112400

Switzerland: 143

United Kingdom: 08006895652

USA: 18002738255

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ONE LAST "MY MAN" POST.

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well y'all, it's truly been the darkest timeline. ✌️

i'll probably still reblog stuff here on occassion, but i'm moving on.

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Ken Jeong?!?

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The way I just spammed @werewolves’s DMs.

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The temptation to archive this blog and start over with a new URL I only give like 15 of you is so real.

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There's a uquiz I really want to make but I don't know if I can publicly drag myself that bad

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Not to give you Another Wrestling Moodboard Request™️, but could I ask for Brandon Cutler, specifically back when he had his dnd/dragon gimmick?

🎲🎲🎲

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Anyway, see y’all for Dynamite tonight.

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I love him (derogatory) and I want to strangle him with my bare hands (affectionate)

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my body is revolting against me.

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Brody: What are you doing?

Buddy: I have been practicing Eddie’s handwriting. I’m going to write mean things about Ortiz and plant it for him to see.

Brody:

Buddy: I know what you’re thinking. It might be too devious.

Julia: It’s literally from Mean Girls.

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William Regal: *casually walks into Dynamite, sits down at commentary* Man in the mask, you’re looking positively scrumptious like a little biscuit I —

Excalibur: Didn’t you leave?

Regal: *continues like he said nothing* A little biscuit I’d like to nibble on thoughtfully between sips of my tea.

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how can you be unhappy after seeing this video of michelle yeoh and sandra oh dancing to whitney houston ??

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I know the Jeffelo Appreciation Society collectively lost its mind the other day after they posted that ab-ulous picture of him after BOLA. But that is not the most attractive picture of him.

His Scrooge McDuck costume is. He said he handmade it.

I will take no further questions about this because it’s not discussion. It is fact.